Things a man would never say.

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Yes you are fat. You KNOW you're fat, fatty I'm not going to lie to you luv! You're still beautiful to me though.... why don't I finish that pizza?

 

[Kippax.]

“I think it’s the hardest start for 20 years that Manchester United have had.”

brilliant!!

 

[Len Rum]

Don't you think it's about time we changed the bed sheets luv?

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

"No, no, crying doesn't bother me, turn the footy off and tell me all about it"

 

[bakerdave76]

Would you like the tv remote control dear !

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

You see that watermelon, shove it up my cock

 

[Grolsch30]

I regularly get tampons for the wife.

'What are you thinking about...?""

Me too but my misses uses always medium

 

[Bibinho]

"do you fancy going to the pub for a pint?"

 

[Rosler1985]

It's OK darling. You go round to the bosses house for a good shagging while I stay here and do the ironing.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Okay love off you go to receive your bosses impressive length I will just wash the dishes and your fanny when you are finished