Things a man would never say.

[Rosler1985]

What do I want for my birthday darling? Well I've had my eye on this lovely Nordic walking stick for a while now.

 

[Blue Til Death]

This cocks not gonna suck itself nan!!!

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

any chance you'd drive my car today love.. I'm knackered.

 

[DJRobb]

Do they do it in pink?

We need more cushions.

Just a half please. Of Shandy.

I think we should get some red cushions to set off the white decor!

That's just sick !!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Sorry darling

 

[toby]

Women are better drivers than men

 

[Deleted member 52846]

"Can I shag your sister while you go to the shops?"

You obviously don't tell em that, you just do it and keep it a secret!

 

[CTID1988]

In reply to "Does this dress make me look fat?"

No, your fat makes you look fat.

 

[bluemc1]

No need for a blowjob tonight lets just talk about our feelings

love it :)

 

[crazyg]

"Can I shag your sister while you go to the shops?"

You obviously don't tell em that, you just do it and keep it a secret!

Thank you Ryan Giggs.