Things a man would never say.

[andyhinch]

Sorry love, but my mistress is way better in bed.

 

[Deleted member 52846]

"Can I shag your sister while you go to the shops?"

You obviously don't tell em that, you just do it and keep it a secret!

Thank you Ryan Giggs.

:D

 

[Ducado]

That's a loverly shade of puce

 

[BimboBob]

It's your friends dinner party, so you have a drink and I will stay on water so I can drive us home

Fuck I have actually said that once before! Does that make me gay? :o

So have I but im on call at the time and alcohol is nay allowed in my life

And you're a ginger bumlord.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

does my Richard look big in this??

 

[Rascal]

Take those stockings off dear they make you look awfully slutty

 

[green pennies]

"Chicharito"

 

[Aphex]

That spunk tastes weird, have you been eating spicy pizza?

 

[MikeF]

Which shoes, these or these? And bag, which bag?

 

[mat]

Of course I'll pull out in time love....