Things a man would never say.

[pfazz]

I'll start with,

I'm just off out to do the shopping dear, do you still need Tampax.

 

[stonerblue]

I regularly get tampons for the wife.

'What are you thinking about...?""

 

[dum spiro spero]

I like the way this New Zealand Spring Febreeze smells a lot more fresher than the original.

 

[CTID1988]

If you can let your wife pour candle wax on your bellend, beat you with a horse whip and piss in your face while wearing a power rangers mask, but you are embarrassed picking her up some tampons, then id take a long hard look at the relationship

 

[scotty123]

I will have a Cherry B......For the youngsters its a drink

 

[kinkysleftfoot]

Shall we go and buy some cushions dear?

 

[kp789]

"Hi there bar keep, a Lambrini please"

 

[urban genie]

I will have a Cherry B......For the youngsters its a drink

with a babycham and snowball for chaser

I'm just off to do the shopping dear, do you still need Tampax.

I buy tampons for the missus if she needs them

 

[Ducado]

Shall we go and buy some cushions dear?

I like that one

 

[supercity88]

I would love to go to the garden centre and yes you are right I can watch the highlights of the football later.