Things in films I just don't get

malg said:
The 'heavy breathing' school of acting twats. Over the last 15 or so years it appears that the only thing you need to be able to do is breadth heavy and you're in. Sean Bean is by far and away the worst for it - always sounds like he's just been for a run.
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In films when you see somebody firing an assault rifle for like 30 seconds before they reload. In real life It takes about 2-3 seconds to rinse out a mag on fully automatic.

When people shoot in to water the rounds end up hitting somebody. In reality the rounds don't travel.

Grenade seems to have the same effect as C4

Pistols seem to have a range of 500m
 
foxy said:
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In films when you see somebody firing an assault rifle for like 30 seconds before they reload. In real life It takes about 2-3 seconds to rinse out a mag on fully automatic.

When people shoot in to water the rounds end up hitting somebody. In reality the rounds don't travel.

Grenade seems to have the same effect as C4

Pistols seem to have a range of 500m
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Mythbusters showed me all this

Grenade explosions are generally a gallon of petrol
 
Mrmcfc said:
The american films wherein the British are made to look like needy little bitches.
Can't think for the life of me what film it is, but the Americans contact the British guys and we're like...
"Well its about time!" Like we couldn't do anything ourselves so we had to hope the godly Americans would save us!
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Independance day.

'Its the americans, what are they going to do?'.
Good film but I struggle with it because of that line. Just fook off you pricks!
 
Martyn said:
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Also Samuel L Jackson

Stop shouting every line you ****
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I have to disagree. I think samuel l jackson is brilliant. Especially in Pulp Fiction.
One actor that im in two minds about is Morgan Freeman. He always seems to play the same type of character.
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Wether he's playing God or a banged up crim he always looks and talks the same.
 
Feed-The-Goat said:
Mike Myers never ever runs but always catches up to the derp who is running away from him.
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I saw So I Married An Axe-Murderer, but I thought he was the alleged victim in the film?

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Feed-The-Goat said:
Mike Myers never ever runs but always catches up to the derp who is running away from him.

Why do people run away from the serial killer and then decide to go back and face them to be a dead fucking hero?

Just run and stay away ffs!
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Like the dumb **** that runs upstairs! What are they planning on doing, fingering the psychotic unstoppable killer!?
 
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