Things in films I just don't get

[Feed-The-Goat]

Why plumbers are always getting laid by gorgeous women. Yet when I tried this I did 5 years

Because you're an Electrician you dopey ****.

Clearly not as attractive.

 

[samharris]

Why plumbers are always getting laid by gorgeous women. Yet when I tried this I did 5 years

you tried to shag a plumber ?? U bend er. ;)<br /><br />-- Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:06 pm --<br /><br />Booster jab scars on Roman soldiers !!

 

[The Flash]

Why plumbers are always getting laid by gorgeous women. Yet when I tried this I did 5 years

Handsome plumbers from Sweden who can "sort out your plumbing" with his handy "multi-purpose tool", no doubt get laid.

Being abused by a frothing-at-the-mouth city fan in a London alley probably isn't the same thing, BB85.

Just sayin'...

 

[2sheikhs]

In the film, "drag me to hell", a woman digs up the grave of a gypsy woman. In the space of a few hours, she manages to dig a perfectly symetrical hole 6ft deep. That's about 5 tonnes of earth. I could have done with her when I was doing my pond. It took me all day and my back was fucked.



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[samharris]

In the film, "drag me to hell", a woman digs up the grave of a gypsy woman. In the space of a few hours, she manages to dig a perfectly symetrical hole 6ft deep. That's about 5 tonnes of earth. I could have done with her when I was doing my pond. It took me all day and my back was fucked.



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To be fair to her the ground is soggy.

 

[The Flash]

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My word.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

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My word.

I know.
We're going to have to start burying them deeper in future.
And possibly be more wary regarding the use of rohypnol in care homes.

 

[The Flash]

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My word.

I know.
We're going to have to start burying them deeper in future.
And possibly be more wary regarding the use of rohypnol in care homes.

I told you that hole wasn't deep enough.

 

[BluePurgatory]

I can never understand that when guns, especially in westerns are fire into the air. No one on the ground is ever killed. Those bullets fired up have to come back down!

 

[foxy]

I can never understand that when guns, especially in westerns are fire into the air. No one on the ground is ever killed. Those bullets fired up have to come back down!

I remember hearing about a girl getting hit by a round which was fired in to the air when an Iraqi family was celebrating a wedding. What goes up must come down.