Things that are right

[WEMBLEY76]

Birdsong,waterfalls,the sound of nature...

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Chip barm.

 

[mscenterh750]

Fork in my left, dick in my right, at 10 I put on babestation and that feels right.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

A nice Phall or a kebab after a good sesh on the ale.

 

[Challenger1978]

Fork in my left, dick in my right, at 10 I put on babestation and that feels right.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FORK FOR ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I get having a wank while watching babestation, but the FORK, are you planing on eating your own CUM at the same time.

 

[speccybob]

This bowl of porridge I have

I bet it's cock porridge, you deviant.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

a cup of tea made by the missus, when you really wanted it and didn't even have to ask for it.

 

[dazdon]

a cup of tea made by the missus, when you really wanted it and didn't even have to ask for it.

Whenever that happens again.

Check the bank account.

Or your wallet.

 

[Chris in London]

Being a Mancunian

Even if surrounded by southern cunts

Oh, and the feeling of sunshine on your face

 

[blueish swede]

a cup of tea made by the missus, when you really wanted it and didn't even have to ask for it.

I read that and thought - aye, she's shaggin the neighbour.