Things that put you off women

[jimharri]

The women of Manchester will be crying into their pillow tonight...

As opposed to biting it?

 

[Blue Mist]

I see you are back

Was that you who saw me digging ?

It was the light on the helmet

Why would he have a light on the end if his co*k ?

 

[andyhinch]

Was that you who saw me digging ?

It was the light on the helmet

Why would he have a light on the end if his co*k ?

You need to see the end of the tunnel?

 

[TCIB]

Security cameras in the vacinity.

 

[Chris in London]

smoking.

I dunno, Bill.

There's something about that willingness to put things in their mouths...

...and then set fire to them?

Haven't you read 50 shades?

 

[andyhinch]

Security cameras in the vacinity.

Vigilance at all times my friend

 

[MCFC BOB]

Smoking is an issue.

 

[2sheikhs]

You sweet smelling polite mannered bodies to die for intelligent guys are picky tonight

Sarcasm! Forgot about that one. Cheers Toby.

 

[buckshot]

Smoking and tattoos

 

[CTID1988]

Pretty much all women these days do my head in, I like a woman to be a woman, sadly loads don't seem to have this ability.