Things that put you off women

[Le Havre Oswald]

No pixies or elves for you, then?

Not if they have ears sticking out of there hair.

With you on the old "ears sticking through hair" thing. Freaks me out.

See also playing/ fucking about with their hair constantly.

Good :)

I thought it was just me.

 

[Grolsch30]

Feet

Got to have nice feet.

 

[hayley77]

Fanny farts are a bad turn off too. Once had a girl who used to trump like a navvy from her tushti after we had had sex. I really liked her but dumped her because of the embarrassment.

She knew why it was when I was giving her the 'it's not you it's me/ I just need some space' gig, We both did.

Sorry Sarah. I loved you but I Couldn't have put us both through that for the rest of our lives. I don't even have a dog to blame.

It could be said that was down to u.....!!

 

[hayley77]

When they lift themselves of the seat,lean a little to the left and let one go.I hate that.

Yeah, I'm not keen on the ones that think farting's funny.

Do women really do that? I don't think I ever knowingly let rip in the company of anyone...never did in front of my ex, I'd just be so embarrassed, maybe I'm a prude of bottom sounds...

 

[andyhinch]

Smoking and tattoos

Am I not your type then

 

[TCIB]

Tolerance to rohypnol.

 

[toby]

Smoking and tattoos

Am I not your type then

Would rather see pic of your dog

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

A woman said to you "Whip my clothes off"?!

No wip.......... Is that a tumbleweed....... (:

Well I've just made a tit of myself!

Ha ha - forgot how funny she was, reckon a 'how you doing text' is called for, can just put my headphones on (:

 

[andyhinch]

Smoking and tattoos

Am I not your type then

Would rather see pic of your dog

Funny that so would the g/f

 

[salfordpaul]

the one who says in respect of football..." i support m/cr, i want both teams to do well !"