Things that put you off women

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Speech impediment's- was seeing a rather stunning lady earlier in the year who loved to talk during intercourse, It seriously put me off

Wip my clothes off

Woll me over

Wight there, Wight there......

Could be seriously off putting due to me laughing uncontrollably, alas we parted as fwiends!!!

 

[CTID1988]

Speech impediment's- was seeing a rather stunning lady earlier in the year who loved to talk during intercourse, It seriously put me off

Wip my clothes off

Woll me over

Wight there, Wight there......

Could be seriously off putting due to me laughing uncontrollably, alas we parted as fwiends!!!

A woman said to you "Whip my clothes off"?!

 

[another generation]

Sounds a bit weird but I don't like it when the ears poke out of the hair.

No pixies or elves for you, then?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Speech impediment's- was seeing a rather stunning lady earlier in the year who loved to talk during intercourse, It seriously put me off

Wip my clothes off

Woll me over

Wight there, Wight there......

Could be seriously off putting due to me laughing uncontrollably, alas we parted as fwiends!!!

A woman said to you "Whip my clothes off"?!

No wip.......... Is that a tumbleweed....... (:

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Sounds a bit weird but I don't like it when the ears poke out of the hair.

No pixies or elves for you, then?

Not if they have ears sticking out of there hair.

 

[Why Always Ste]

The General ChavScrote Look.... Tattoo's, Smoking, Out of Shape, Fake Tan, Dumb, Long Manicured Nails, Cheap Argos Jewellery.

Textaholics - Why do you need to send a txt message every 10secs?

Loud Ladette types who are on constant Hen Nights....

 

[Mike N]

Interesting thread. I only fancy white, Indian, Pakistani and the odd Thai girls. Have never fancied a black or Chinese girl in my life.

Is this normal?

Know what you mean about Chinese type girls.

 

[BimboBob]

Sounds a bit weird but I don't like it when the ears poke out of the hair.

No pixies or elves for you, then?

Not if they have ears sticking out of there hair.

With you on the old "ears sticking through hair" thing. Freaks me out.

See also playing/ fucking about with their hair constantly.

 

[oakiecokie]

Speech impediment's- was seeing a rather stunning lady earlier in the year who loved to talk during intercourse, It seriously put me off

Wip my clothes off

Woll me over

Wight there, Wight there......

Could be seriously off putting due to me laughing uncontrollably, alas we parted as fwiends!!!

Brings back memories of Only Fools and Horses,with the rendition of "Cwying"<br /><br />-- Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:51 pm --<br /><br />

Sounds a bit weird but I don't like it when the ears poke out of the hair.

No pixies or elves for you, then?

Not if they have ears sticking out of there hair.

Never bothered you before with the goats and sheep.

 

[CTID1988]

Speech impediment's- was seeing a rather stunning lady earlier in the year who loved to talk during intercourse, It seriously put me off

Wip my clothes off

Woll me over

Wight there, Wight there......

Could be seriously off putting due to me laughing uncontrollably, alas we parted as fwiends!!!

A woman said to you "Whip my clothes off"?!

No wip.......... Is that a tumbleweed....... (:

Well I've just made a tit of myself!