Things that put you off women

Didsbury Dave said:
Fanny farts are a bad turn off too. Once had a girl who used to trump like a navvy from her tushti after we had had sex. I really liked her but dumped her because of the embarrassment.

She knew why it was when I was giving her the 'it's not you it's me/ I just need some space' gig, We both did.

Sorry Sarah. I loved you but I Couldn't have put us both through that for the rest of our lives. I don't even have a dog to blame.
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Blow some air up there when performing cunnilingus then leap away fast- It's like a deflating balloon!
 
bluemoon risin' said:
I used to date a stunning Welsh girl many years ago. Long blond hair, big green eyes, 5'-8" slim, nice teeth good skin. I was a lucky guy. I would walk down the street in Mcr and guys would walk past and wolf whistle, she was gorgeous with a really good personality.When i finally got her in the sack, after a lot of kissing and groping, i undid her jeans, slid them down,, to shock horror! She had a pair of pale pink apple catchers on made out of a wiceyette type material. I was gutted as i went limp on the spot and couldn't carry on the passion. Daft really as i should of ripped her bags of and "rattled me taters against her dirt box"(as the Macc lads once sang. Bloody hell, she was gorgeous and i never went back.

Ah well, said the sole. A sole, said the well! ; )
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lol had to google that one...


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Tuearts right boot said:
When they lift themselves of the seat,lean a little to the left and let one go.I hate that.
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Yeah, I'm not keen on the ones that think farting's funny.
 
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