things that scared you as a kid

When I was a very little kid I remember being really freaked out by the bit in Fantasia where all the little mop and buckets come to life and start replicating.

Very weird film that.
 
Anyone who eats fish is a United fan. There, I said it!

Fucking weirdos.
We live on an island, we have the best seafood in the world. Its weirdo's like you who have put our fishing industry on its knees, after Brexit. I dont know how you can sleep at night. Try a languistine in garlic and chilli and get with the funky beat. Weirdo.
 
I can argue my mum's liver and onions would come pretty close.

She used to just boil it and serve it grey. She also tried us with tripe and onions once.

I'd rather have eaten cat shit.

And don't get me started on her corned beef hash. We were so poor we would have a tin between the five of us, so basically water, carrots and spuds.

Kids today don't know they are born. Probably couldn't even use a key to open a tin of corned beef.
:) My mum was in that class of culinary wizardry. The only plus that came out of her lack of cooking talent was me learning to cook as an act of rebellious survival. As a kid i think I ate the weight of a Chieftan Tank in crispy pancakes. Her homemade soup was and still is, the worst ever made by a human being. And i am including soup made in Stalins Russian Gulags out of a rotten turnip root and an old shoe. Never baked a cake, thankfully, so, every cloud.
 
:) My mum was in that class of culinary wizardry. The only plus that came out of her lack of cooking talent was me learning to cook as an act of rebellious survival. As a kid i think I ate the weight of a Chieftan Tank in crispy pancakes. Her homemade soup was and still is, the worst ever made by a human being. And i am including soup made in Stalins Russian Gulags out of a rotten turnip root and an old shoe. Never baked a cake, thankfully, so, every cloud.
Brilliant made me chuckle that ..what feared me and still does as kid in tough times mams boiled ribs and cabbage, boiled potatoes with bacon and peas. A luxury was the those vesta chow mien with them fried noodle things.
I was looked at being posh at school as I had the luxury of potted beef sandwiches, not the lemon curd what my friends had to endure.
 
Brilliant made me chuckle that ..what feared me and still does as kid in tough times mams boiled ribs and cabbage, boiled potatoes with bacon and peas. A luxury was the those vesta chow mien with them fried noodle things.
I was looked at being posh at school as I had the luxury of potted beef sandwiches, not the lemon curd what my friends had to endure.
Potted beef sandwiches? You fucking toff. I used to dream of potted beef sandwiches. I used to dream a lot about food, nothing fancy like your sandwiches, just edible.
 
The Witches film. Shit me up big time when they took their wigs and that off. Angelica Houston was terrifying and I have a proper phobia of rats so the end bit where’s there’s tons of them running round was horrific.
 
The "celebrity" chef Fanny Cradock, weird woman & I am still convinced it was a bloke under all the make up?
 

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