things that wind you up (non football)

[Rushton121]

Giant bees that have started appearing now theres a bit of sun

People who walk past my garden and stare at the house

Traffic

People who have to update their facebook every 2 minutes

Parents picking up their kids from the school and parking in front of my drive

The idiots who work in Morrisons

 

[mikey4]

Fillin the car up then goin to pay, and ending up behind some woman who has a basket full of shopping, its a fkn petrol station.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Sun burn

Conspiracy theories

People who don't respond to your e-mails

People who go out for an hour at lunch time and then eat their lunch at their desk

Chapel Street

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Any twat who uses more than one fuckin card at a fuckin cash machine!

These are the same nobheads who put a card in, check the balance, withdraw money, wait for the receipt, put a new card in, check the balance....

Get online banking you absolute arseholes

 

[BrianW]

Women (mainly) in supermarket queues who seem to be amazed by the fact that they need to pay and spend ages getting their card/cash out from the deepest recess of their handbag. Ladies, you will always be asked to pay so why not save time by having your means of payment handy, especially when there is a queue behind you a mile long.

 

[r01z]

- People with no manners
- People who are ridiculously late when they are picking you up/picking them up
- People who randomly stop when walking in the middle of busy areas
- Reality shows that offer cash incentives for dick heads to stop acting up

 

[AyrshireBlue]

People who chew with their mouths open, that slap slap slapping noise makes me want to put my foot in their face.

This followed, as mentioned previously, folk who's aim in life is to munch crisps as loudly as possible!!!

Just want to kick f*ck out of them all.....

 

[c4lv3rt]

People who chew with their mouths open, that slap slap slapping noise makes me want to put my foot in their face.

this !! And the following ;

•Middle lane hoggers
•Campers on COD
•Quiters on FIFA
•Quasifuckinmodo next door screaming like a fucking banshe when I'm trying to get shut eye.
•David Golum Moyes


Think that's about it !!!

I would like to echo all of this ^

 

[Walshy]

Childless twats in big 4x4s that park in parent and child spaces.

Fat ignorant slappers that park in disabled spaces so they don't have to walk an extra 5 yards to the chippy.

Scum that thoughtlessly drop litter/wrappers within sight of a bin.

White van drivers that throw KFC/MacDonald shit out of their windows.

Uninsured drivers.

Low life cretins that expect a house/food/income to be provided even though they (or their scum parents) have never contributed to the welfare state.

Young chavs who disrespect the views, wishes and feelings of older and vastly more experienced people.

Christ I sound like a right grumpy old bastard ! Where did I put my Daily Mail ?

 

[Kinky Dribbler]

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but fancily named crisps really piss me off.
It's not 'pan fried shallot and mature farmhouse cheddar', it's CHEESE AND FUCKING ONION, you twats.