Elderly people who cross the road when I walk towards them. You can tell they're all Daily Mail readers who think the country has gone to the dogs. I'm a teenager with an iPod in. It doesn't mean your end begins at my fist.
About a third of the people who I'm friends with on Facebook (I deleted 30 people tonight because I either fucking despise them or don't know them.)
Cheryl Cole. Ellie Goulding. Rihanna. Kesha. Mumford & Sons. Bruno Mars. Tinie Tempah. Jason Derulo. Far East Movement. The Black Eyed Peas. 50 Cent. Nickleback. Simon Cowell. Louis Walsh. Westlife. And the majority of what is now known as "popular" music.
People who immediately judge my musical taste, just because it's me. I put on something like Two Door Cinema Club and the look on their faces are ones of stone and shock.
People who get "drunk" but are still capable of turning on their phones, logging in to their Facebook by correctly typing their password and e-mail, and posting a status to tell us all.
People on Facebook who tell everyone that they're going to bed. Basically, I don't give a fuck.
A couple of posters on here.
People who talk to me when I quite clearly have both headphones in. I don't want to talk to you, and I don't want you to talk to me. If it that important, you can tell me later.
When I'm marginally offside on FIFA 11.
People who put massive blue afros on their pro-players on FIFA 11. You might find it funny, and you might be funny with your friends, but you're a **** to me.
People who are cunts but are popular with everyone else.
My girlfriend the other day.
The "I" newspaper advert. If you don't like celebrity gossip then don't by the fucking Mirror. Keep your elitist attitude to yourself and don't come on to my television screens advertsing a newspaper priced perfectly to appeal to the demographic that take in a low income and are normally expected to buy The Sun and every paper you've scrutinized in the advert.
Fake university accents that students pick up so that they can loudly discuss quantam physics on the train from Manchester to Cambridgeshire and that everyone else can see that they go to university and that they are intelligent and that they buy "I".
Someone at my college called Hannah who purposely segregated herself from our friends group so that she could be with her boyfriend every day. She and her boyfriend are now apart, and she wants to be friends with us again. Fuck off and listen to All Time Low. They're shit like you are at relationships. You do nothing but cry on your month long period and listen to Kesha and say that you have an eclectic musical taste even though you have no idea what eclectic means and only use it because I said it once in relation to MY musical taste, which is eclectic...
Rant = over.
Edit: mothers who swear profusely at their kids for accidentally knocking over something in a shop that didn't break when it hit the floor.
