things that wind you up (non football)

daveduke67 said:
Could of - its could have.

Call centres.

Petrol prices.

People who get wound up by press nonsense and post it on here

People who get wound up by posts reiterating press nonsense.

The way our highstreets, markets and independant shops are being wiped out by supermarkets and chain stores.

People who play music through their headphones too loud.

Scrotey kids who know you can't smack them round the head as it's on cctv.

Doom and gloomers on here.

People who park on the pavements not leaving enough room for me to get the pushchair through.

Benefit scroungers.

Scouse accents.

The way this country bends over and lets the PC brigade shaft it.

WOMEN!!!!

Appointments - somewhere between 8am and 6pm ffs!

The Post Office - shit service and (my) lazy postman who can't be arsed waiting for more than 15 seconds for me to answer the door. I live in a four bed Edwardian semi and it's a long way from my bed to the front door. He'll ring the bell at 8am on a Saturday morning and, despite the fact that the curtains are closed suggesting that everyone is still in bed and nobody is up yet, legs it before I've even got out of my bedroom.

Obese slappers walking round in tight leggings smoking their cheap fags whilst pushing a pram.

Pissed up scrotes in their Henley t-shirts thinking they can take on the world.

People who try to tell me how to do my job when they haven't got a clue...

Yeah thats right, your postman "legs it off"... cos he really wants to spend the rest of his saturday morning carrying round the latest piece of worthless tat that you've ordered off the internet rather than delivering it and getting the weight off his back, maybe you should try to get your lardy arse out of bed and down your Edwardian stairs a bit quicker?

By the way I agree with all your other points!
 
people on aircraft who turn their mobiles on before we have landed.

the same people are the ones who have 5 bits of handluggage and squash my stuff and jacket etc trying to shoehorn that last bag in

airport security staff not even looking properly at the scanners

people who are rude to shop/restaurant workers

other peoples kids making a nuisance of themselves in restaurants

other peoples kids looking over the back of their seat at me on a plane and just staring
 
Ronnie the Rep said:
people on aircraft who turn their mobiles on before we have landed.

the same people are the ones who have 5 bits of handluggage and squash my stuff and jacket etc trying to shoehorn that last bag in

airport security staff not even looking properly at the scanners

people who are rude to shop/restaurant workers

other peoples kids making a nuisance of themselves in restaurants

other peoples kids looking over the back of their seat at me on a plane and just staring



do you spend alot of time at the airport/ aboard a plane???
 
[People who try to tell me how to do my job when they haven't got a clue...

Yeah thats right, your postman "legs it off"... cos he really wants to spend the rest of his saturday morning carrying round the latest piece of worthless tat that you've ordered off the internet rather than delivering it and getting the weight off his back, maybe you should try to get your lardy arse out of bed and down your Edwardian stairs a bit quicker?

By the way I agree with all your other points![/quote]


Shouldnt you be nicking peoples birthday cards ;)
 
After reading through this thread Im really surprised no one has mentioned FUCKING MOBILE FUCKING PHONES.
Never had one, never will. People seem to be oblivious to how they have turned people in to ignorant bastards. Im sick to death of people, who, when their phone rings, I suddenly become invisible while they chat pointless shit with somebody, or staring at the fucking thing tippy tapping away while you're talking to them.
On buses, you see people get on and the first thing they do is get their fucking phones out and sit staring at them for the whole journey. WHY??? Couldn't they have done that while waiting for the bus? Then you get to listen to their whole pointless conversations because they think they are in some sort of sound proof bubble. Nearly every conversation seems to start with-"Yeah, Im on the bus, I should be there in about ten minutes......what you up to?"- fucking pointless drivel.
Then there is the type who pull their phones out and look at it without doing anything with it???? WTF is that all about??? It seems they are either A, doing it just so they dont feel left out, or B, they've got the latest model and they want the whole bus to know it, then again, these type are usually the ones who seem to hold the damned thing higher up than normal so everyone can see it.
Then there is the twats who get on the bus with somebody and proceed to spend the entire journey chatting bollox to some khunt while the person they are sat with gets completely ignored.

Next time one of you are on a bus for a long journey, entertain yourselves by watching out for this shit. Its fucking pathetic.

Then there is the people who tell me that I really should get one offering the total bollox argument -"What if something happenes to one of your family and they need to contact you?" Answer, then they will ring whoever Im with because every fucker else has got one. Apart from that, its still no reason to own one just in case "something happens". I can think of only one occasion in the last year when one would have been handy and that was just to get a lift home, no big deal. People have got it into their heads that they can't live their lives without them and I think that's bollox.

I wont bother putting a tin hat on because I know Im right.

PS. I understand that some people need them for work and thats fair enough.
 
alblue said:
[People who try to tell me how to do my job when they haven't got a clue...

Yeah thats right, your postman "legs it off"... cos he really wants to spend the rest of his saturday morning carrying round the latest piece of worthless tat that you've ordered off the internet rather than delivering it and getting the weight off his back, maybe you should try to get your lardy arse out of bed and down your Edwardian stairs a bit quicker?

By the way I agree with all your other points!


Shouldnt you be nicking peoples birthday cards ;)[/quote]

Birthday cards are old school... bank details and debit cards are where the real money is!! (By the way thats a JOKE if any Royal Mail Stasi are reading)
 
CityChick said:
Ronnie the Rep said:
people on aircraft who turn their mobiles on before we have landed.

the same people are the ones who have 5 bits of handluggage and squash my stuff and jacket etc trying to shoehorn that last bag in

airport security staff not even looking properly at the scanners

people who are rude to shop/restaurant workers

other peoples kids making a nuisance of themselves in restaurants

other peoples kids looking over the back of their seat at me on a plane and just staring



do you spend alot of time at the airport/ aboard a plane???


you could say that - did 70 trips last year!
 
-dabz- said:
After reading through this thread Im really surprised no one has mentioned FUCKING MOBILE FUCKING PHONES.
Never had one, never will. People seem to be oblivious to how they have turned people in to ignorant bastards. Im sick to death of people, who, when their phone rings, I suddenly become invisible while they chat pointless shit with somebody, or staring at the fucking thing tippy tapping away while you're talking to them.
On buses, you see people get on and the first thing they do is get their fucking phones out and sit staring at them for the whole journey. WHY??? Couldn't they have done that while waiting for the bus? Then you get to listen to their whole pointless conversations because they think they are in some sort of sound proof bubble. Nearly every conversation seems to start with-"Yeah, Im on the bus, I should be there in about ten minutes......what you up to?"- fucking pointless drivel.
Then there is the type who pull their phones out and look at it without doing anything with it???? WTF is that all about??? It seems they are either A, doing it just so they dont feel left out, or B, they've got the latest model and they want the whole bus to know it, then again, these type are usually the ones who seem to hold the damned thing higher up than normal so everyone can see it.
Then there is the twats who get on the bus with somebody and proceed to spend the entire journey chatting bollox to some khunt while the person they are sat with gets completely ignored.

Next time one of you are on a bus for a long journey, entertain yourselves by watching out for this shit. Its fucking pathetic.

Then there is the people who tell me that I really should get one offering the total bollox argument -"What if something happenes to one of your family and they need to contact you?" Answer, then they will ring whoever Im with because every fucker else has got one. Apart from that, its still no reason to own one just in case "something happens". I can think of only one occasion in the last year when one would have been handy and that was just to get a lift home, no big deal. People have got it into their heads that they can't live their lives without them and I think that's bollox.

I wont bother putting a tin hat on because I know Im right.

PS. I understand that some people need them for work and thats fair enough.

I suppose people would prefer to speak with friends and family on a mobile phone rather than with some random stranger sat next to you on a bus.
 

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