things that wind you up (non football)

Knobheads sticking to the middle lane because obviously moving to the inside lane might increase their chances of crashing! Fcuk off you Moron!

Knobheads who drive with fog lamps on even though visibilty is 100 miles! Fcuk off you Moron!

People who enter in to the process of buying your house and even though you have moved out of your property in line with their time scale, still fcuk about completing! Fcuk off you Moron!
 
People who eat while on the phone.

People who breath too heavily or talk really close to the mouth piece.

Smelly people.

Dog shit everywhere.

People who moan about the smallest of things.

People who don't appreciate how good the UK actually is.

U****d fans.

Some old women.

The idiots you get on the phone when working in Customer Service. Seriously, what is wrong with these people. And the second letter of the alphabet is???

People eating with their mouth open.

Crumbs in the butter

Smelly toilets.

Animal abusers.

Oxygen thieves.
 
Car tail-gating
Pot holes
Cold telephone calling
The missus leaving water on floors and kitchen worktops , and walking off
Being unable to sleep
Not indicating whilst driving
Speedsters!
Ignorant and uncaring people
People who hold up supermarket queues
 
Peopple who love a band, rave about a band, the second anyone agrees with them they ve become mainstream sell outs and hate them

Middle lane Drivers

People who block junctions in the hope it will save them 3 seconds on there jounrney but add minutes to everyone elses

People who have coffee, stir it then add sugar, leaving big blobs of coffee in the sugar, meaning when I want a cup of tea, its a tea/coffee hybrid

People who always ill. If you were a dog id have taken you to the vets and put you down.

Really fat people

Girls who think they are infinatley fitter than they actually are
 
salfordpaul said:
I hate that sound of wine glugging as its poured into a glass.....it fucking infuriates me! I like to taste it though! its like sweet revenge.

Whats yours??
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Oh my good Lord, I can't believe someone else hates this! My wife thinks I'm mad. It absolutely fucking winds me up....I have to mute the telly when someone is pouring wine! I've actually bought a cheap wine decanter (£15) to pour wine from, as it doesn't make any noise.
 
this added from an incident that occurred in the middle of the night/morning:

waking up at 4am, going for a slash in the pitch black half asleep and you piss comes out to one side, whilst making a slight whistling noise, and going all over your leg.

that is all.
 
Upselling is my number one pet hate. I ordered a 6 inch Subway once and was offered numerous different options in a bid to make me spend more money. Footlong... extra stuff... meal deal... I lost count. I fully understand why they do it but I hate it. I absolutely hate it. You could buy a pre-packed sandwich in Tesco but wouldn't get a member of Staff trying to put drinks and crisps in to your basket.

Cinemas with popcorn or drinks are just as bad. One **** was really patronising with "only 50p extra and you get far more." He asked about 3 times. I gave him a death stare in the end and he seemed to accept it.
 
Todays hate is people that drive new audi's, fog lights on constantly are annoying enough but these stupid new lights fuck me off, do all of them actually think they look cool?!?!?!? you fuckin dont.

Actually its either one of 2 things,

1. Audi have made their new cars so that it is impossible to turn these lights off even during the day, in which case Audi need to be destroyed.

2. Audi's target market are imbeciles with the mental age of a 10 yr old who think that putting these lights on constantly makes their car look cool/ go faster/ turn into a tranformer.

Anyone got an audi? I would like to know.
Are you really all wankers or is it the maufacurers fault??
(in which case your still a wanker for buying a car where you cant turn off the side lights, but maginally less of a wanker, but not much. wanker)
 
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