nelsons willie
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"no im not giving you a lift to fecking maine road" after bailing me out from ashton nick.
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Things that your Dad said to you.
- Thread starter manclad
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wrongun73
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'never go out with a girl with big hands'
and
'theres nothing you can get up to thats not been done before'
and
'theres nothing you can get up to thats not been done before'
Thanx4Knives
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"if someone hits you, fucking hit them back"
nelsons willie
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never try and bullshit a bullshitter
1894
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About girlfriends : Be good, but if you can't be good, be careful...
red 2 hats
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Put it away, you'll go blind.
If I catch you wipeing it on the curtains again, you wont sit down for a week.
If I catch you wipeing it on the curtains again, you wont sit down for a week.
der-bomber
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...lf ze 2nd SS Panzer Battalion had got to Normandy one day earlier we would have won the war...
(Well it was my Grandad, actually)
(Well it was my Grandad, actually)
elmarto88
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"I don't care about your mates there not my son you are and you aint stayin out past midnight."
and once when we were in america there was a waitress in this restaurant is was so expensiveand the bill was like 150 dollars my dad gave her 200 dollars and waited for his change. It didn't come for ten minutes. The same waitress came back and asked was there anything else because they wanted the table so my dad said "my change" She said bearing in mind gratuity is included in the bill " i thought that was a tip! He said "bring me my change and i will give you a tip" she came over and gave my dad the money. He put it in his pocket and said "heres your tip, go to bed with an itchy ars wake up with smelly fingers." We all laughed and walked off. It was legendary.
and once when we were in america there was a waitress in this restaurant is was so expensiveand the bill was like 150 dollars my dad gave her 200 dollars and waited for his change. It didn't come for ten minutes. The same waitress came back and asked was there anything else because they wanted the table so my dad said "my change" She said bearing in mind gratuity is included in the bill " i thought that was a tip! He said "bring me my change and i will give you a tip" she came over and gave my dad the money. He put it in his pocket and said "heres your tip, go to bed with an itchy ars wake up with smelly fingers." We all laughed and walked off. It was legendary.
bluereddish
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If I ever see you walking down the street in uniform again with your hands in your pockets, it'll be the last time you go to Scouts. Still thought he was WOI in civvie street.
manclad said:When I was a teenager my old fella used to give me little tips on living..
One of the things he said was "If you have a woman or a car in your life,
you'll never have your hand out of your pocket"!!
And he was proven right for the next 35 years.
Anybody else's Dad (or Mum) give them good advice which served you well through your life??
Think with your big head and not your little head..
dont bring the police or someones father or mother to my door,but have a good night out lad.