Things you don’t see anymore in football

[Magicpole]

Young fans cowering at the front as a hail of bottles rains down, from utter pricks at the back, raging Rangers got another penalty and thinking they are fucking Thor.

Rivers of piss flowing down the steps and into that hole in your Adidas Kick.

Guys horizontal steaming drunk, lying in the cascading aforementioned pish.

Their nearly as steaming pals trying to get zonko up. Fucking lift the ****. Whit you lookin it ya ****?

And many, many more.

 

[Bobby the blue]

Reducers.

I see Ron Atkinson is alive and well.

Lollipops.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The smell of beer, tobacco and farts when stood on the terraces

There was a cigar smoker stinking the place out

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

The "occasional" warm up was two players kicking a ball to each other on either side of the pitch. And it was a novelty to see that

Only three match officials
The lino on the dugout side had the responsibility of checking the player/s entering the field of play

Only two named subs allowed

Also the lino checking a players studs when coming on as a sub

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Players refusing to go when sent off.

(Mike Doyle and Lou Macari anyone?)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Goalkeepers kicking their feet against the post to clear the mud from their studs.

Jordan Pickford says hi.

 

[Gabriel]

Jordan Pickford says hi.

He’d do it on AstroTurf against us if it would buy a few seconds more, or minutes…

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Solo hotdog sellers.

 

[its a Barm]

Butchers jackets all marked up and sow on badges on wrangler jackets

 

[Mariosfireworks]

The Guy with the end of the world.is nigh sign at Maine Road