Shadz69
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Is heroin chic back in fashion?
Me to a hen from Birmingham,just before she tried to scratch my eyes out.
Me to a hen from Birmingham,just before she tried to scratch my eyes out.
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Things you just dont say
- Thread starter kp789
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Barcon
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How many fingers do I have up and blow into this please are phrases that are better left to the pros.
york away to this!
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... you're quite nice for a prozzer, can I have your number?
markyboyblue
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BlueBearBoots said:Wouldst made more sense had Morrissey been on the radio :)
-- Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:10 pm --
Wouldst made more sense had Morrissey been on the radio :)
I took my then girfriend now wife to see Morrissey once. She went to the loo and said to another girl in there that she thought Morrissey was "boring" she ended up getting attacked for it. The other girl came off worse though.
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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I feel sorry for Moyes.
waterloo blue
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What are you up to on the 2nd March?,to a rag.
Bigg Bigg Blue
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You don't sweat much for a fat lass.
andyhinch
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No point in breathalysing me officer, I've had two bottles of gin so I'm going to fail. Unfortunately this is a true storey.
m7mcfc
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" You look like that Hollywood film star" "Which one? asks the girl, " Lassie you dog"
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Go on, your sister did not spit it out.