Things you just dont say

...after just being introduced to a deaf person :- 'Can deaf people tell the difference between a yawn and a scream?'

...to a pensioner at a funeral :- 'You're next.'

...to a midget :- 'Dwarf porn - ironically on the top shelf.'
 
Barcon said:
Can I smell your ****?
No!
Must be your feet then.

-- Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:33 pm --

billfromthehill said:
andyhinch said:
No point in breathalysing me officer, I've had two bottles of gin so I'm going to fail. Unfortunately this is a true storey.
Sad or fukin pathetic how many did you kill you fukin mind fuck?

I'm gonna say non.

Is that because you're in a French speaking bit of Canada, Barc?

:)
 
Davs 19 said:
billfromthehill said:
andyhinch said:
No point in breathalysing me officer, I've had two bottles of gin so I'm going to fail. Unfortunately this is a true storey.
Sad or fukin pathetic how many did you kill you fukin mind fuck?

He said it was unfortunately a true story. Andy didn't say it was about himself.
Good point but it was, I was sat in the car in a hotel car park at the time, it was minus 12 and didn't want to break the no smoking rule, no points on my licence, but it was interesting:) I'm glad Mr Hill isn't a reactionary fuckwitt.
 
andyhinch said:
Davs 19 said:
billfromthehill said:
Sad or fukin pathetic how many did you kill you fukin mind fuck?

He said it was unfortunately a true story. Andy didn't say it was about himself.
Good point but it was, I was sat in the car in a hotel car park at the time, it was minus 12 and didn't want to break the no smoking rule, no points on my licence, but it was interesting:) I'm glad Mr Hill isn't a reactionary fuckwitt.
Ps I've never killed anyone when driving or pissed, for clarification.
 
andyhinch said:
andyhinch said:
Davs 19 said:
He said it was unfortunately a true story. Andy didn't say it was about himself.
Good point but it was, I was sat in the car in a hotel car park at the time, it was minus 12 and didn't want to break the no smoking rule, no points on my licence, but it was interesting:) I'm glad Mr Hill isn't a reactionary fuckwitt.
Ps I've never killed anyone when driving or pissed, for clarification.
How about when sober, and not driving? Surely your chainsaw has caught a few ramblers by mistake?
 

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