Things you refuse to call by their new name

[jonah62]

Park Hospital.


If you know, you know.

Born here

 

[Marklr]

Marathons

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Cif.
What was wrong with Jif?

 

[city2]

A Virgin, there is no way I’m calling that a bonus hole

 

[city2]

fucking predictive text a pussy

 

[laserblue]

Cif.
What was wrong with Jif?

Apparently because the word Jif was pronounced so many different ways in different languages they went for the more uniformly pronounced Cif. Strangely though if it's sold in Turkey Cif is/would be pronounced Jif in Turkish.

 

[Rory Bluelow]

A Virgin, there is no way I’m calling that a bonus hole

fucking predictive text a pussy

It’s ridiculous - everyone knows the bonus hole is just a bit further back !

 

[dobingsdobber]

That’s posh. We called them pumps (even when trainers came out everyone called them pumps too).

Gollies

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Prince Harry.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

fucking predictive text a pussy

When have you been having sex with FTMs?

 

[mcrpogue]

Frank Maloney

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

********** *****. I just can't do it. Fuckin Rag bastards is such a fitting name.

 

[Silva Citizen]

The EPL. Oh do fuck off, it's the Premier league.

It’s the top, or first division - championship is Div 2 and division 3 & 4 are just that 3 & 4 - screw this league one and two rubbish, that’s the first and second division

 

[Silva Citizen]

'Mobile home'.... it's a caravan you pretentious twat!

I think the correct term is Wally Trolley

 

[idahoblues]

I think the correct term is Wally Trolley

There's a distinct difference between a mobile home and a caravan

 

[Silva Citizen]

There's a distinct difference between a mobile home and a caravan

Ok. The correct term for caravan is Wally trolley. Have you ever been stuck behind one.

 

[idahoblues]

Ok. The correct term for caravan is Wally trolley. Have you ever been stuck behind one.

A mobile home over here is a pre manufactured house that is set on a permanent foundation. Apologies for confusion

 

[RadcliffeRick]

A mobile home over here is a pre manufactured house that is set on a permanent foundation. Apologies for confusion

So it is a mobile home that is not mobile??

 

[AliBobbyJ]

So it is a mobile home that is not mobile??

Yes. Remember that Americans park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

So it is a mobile home that is not mobile??

Technically speaking it is able to move.
Florida does well out of the millions of mobile homes in the state..... each one taxable yearly like a car is taxed as it is classed as a mobile vehicle..... mine is a double wide home so I have to pay the tex twice!