Things your missus does that drive you to despair

AustinBlue said:
Mine makes everything in my life better. She brought peace to my family. Improved my relationship with my brothers. Showed us how to care for my Dad as he suffered with Alzheimer's. She called her car Zab and cried when he left. She watches every footy match with me. She runs a charity to help kids with spine deformities and lights up the world with kindness. She puts up with my moods and my craziness. She's my best mate. The stuff she does I don't understand gets filed under " well if she were totally sane she would never have picked me"
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She sounds a diamond. We love them really, I think most of us would be totally fucked if they left us.

Btw you sound sound too. :)
 
Not seen this mentioned, but mine has a habit of mumbling or going quiet at the end of her sentences. Normally its the most important part too, all i hear is the pointless pre-amble "so at work today i was talking to Karen and can you believe that she asked me to sadfklhsd gfdfghfd" and then i look at her blankly because the only audible thing that came out of her mouth was that she want to work and spoke to her boss. I say pardon and she just mumblebees the critical part at the same volume again. No wonder we never get any decisions made it takes about a week to have conversation about the fucking weather.
 
Magicpole said:
She sounds a diamond. We love them really, I think most of us would be totally fucked if they left us.

Btw you sound sound too. :)
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I was extremely upset when Mrs Peoffrey and I broke up but, after some good thoughts and excellent company, I realised I had my freedom and my life back. No compromise, no telling anyone where I was going etc.

They are very possessive of their men and like to use us as trophies against other females. Certain social situations became very awkward.
 
My Mrs is so forgetful. Can never remember when I have arranged to go out but if I forget the smallest detail of her diary I am given the cold shoulder. She is always losing things like her keys or phone etc & I am expected to know exactly where they are. I once found her car keys in the freezer!!!! I once gave her a £50 as she did not have enough money to go out with her mates. An hour later i asked when she was going out to which she replied "I am not. I have lost that money you gave me". Next morning when I put away the ironing board, low & behold, there was the money under the iron. Just as well it had not been on when she left the money there.
 
peoffrey said:
I was extremely upset when Mrs Peoffrey and I broke up but, after some good thoughts and excellent company, I realised I had my freedom and my life back. No compromise, no telling anyone where I was going etc.

They are very possessive of their men and like to use us as trophies against other females. Certain social situations became very awkward.
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Not all, but some.

I'm a trophy right enough, bloody gorgeous and captivating to a fault. It's not easy.

Good to hear you're on a better path.
 
We have a cleaner so what does she do...you've guessed it, she cleans up beforehand. We go out for a meal and waitresses are paid to wait tables...what does she do, clears the table. We have 3 dogs, we go out, come in and the cushions are all over the place, 1 craps on the carpet, what does she do....gives them a biscuit. Not for defending the house in the face of rampaging burglars but for being '' good boys''.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
We have a cleaner so what does she do...you've guessed it, she cleans up beforehand. We go out for a meal and waitresses are paid to wait tables...what does she do, clears the table. We have 3 dogs, we go out, come in and the cushions are all over the place, 1 craps on the carpet, what does she do....gives them a biscuit. Not for defending the house in the face of rampaging burglars but for being '' good boys''.
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Buy a live-in prostitute so that your missus..you know
 
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