bitterblue78
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she will forget where she put her car keys yet doesnt forget when i perved on some womans arse on feb 4th 2009 at 3.10
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Things your missus does that drive you to despair
- Thread starter Cellarite
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Tuearts right boot
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Buy a live-in prostitute so that your missus..you know
I cant afford £7.40 per hour
Tuearts right boot
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she will forget where she put her car keys yet doesnt forget when i perved on some womans arse on feb 4th 2009 at 3.10
You've not been stupid enough to tell her about past exes have you....fatal.
inchy14
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Does anyone else's mrs say things like "oh isn't she pretty" or "hasn't she got a great figure"?
Imagine the outcome if you said it first about some strange bird, they're fucking mental.
Imagine the outcome if you said it first about some strange bird, they're fucking mental.
Nebuchadnezzar
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Does anyone else's mrs say things like "oh isn't she pretty" or "hasn't she got a great figure"?
Imagine the outcome if you said it first about some strange bird, they're fucking mental.
Its a trap, and the answer is "sorry, who? I didn't see...."
Uncle Wally One Ball
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It's a trap. Like the old favourite "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"Does anyone else's mrs say things like "oh isn't she pretty" or "hasn't she got a great figure"?
Imagine the outcome if you said it first about some strange bird, they're fucking mental.
The answer is, "no. Its nothing to do with the jeans, its all the fat around your ass that makes your ass look fat".
Go on, I dare you
inchy14
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It's a trap. Like the old favourite "do these jeans make my ass look fat?"
The answer is, "no. Its nothing to do with the jeans, its all the fat around your ass that makes your ass look fat".
Go on, I dare you
To be fair to her fat is the last thing she's got, looks after herself very well. She's annoying as fuck a lot of the time but after 25 years of marriage I'm used to it by now, but she still looks great. And yes it is a trap, conniving bastards aren't they? Do they go to a special school to learn all this or is it in their genes?
peoffrey
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All the ones I know do it.
Under the thumb men are a real disappointment too. I've had two very good Blue friends who've had to stop going once there's a ring on her finger because they're no longer allowed to. A happy balance would need to be struck with any wife of mine. City is my thing (we'll have a Seasoncard for her too if she wants one) and a hobby or interest is her thing. I'll have a pint with my friends after the match and then head home to see my love.
Under the thumb men are a real disappointment too. I've had two very good Blue friends who've had to stop going once there's a ring on her finger because they're no longer allowed to. A happy balance would need to be struck with any wife of mine. City is my thing (we'll have a Seasoncard for her too if she wants one) and a hobby or interest is her thing. I'll have a pint with my friends after the match and then head home to see my love.
prestonibbo_mcfc
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All the ones I know do it.
Under the thumb men are a real disappointment too. I've had two very good Blue friends who've had to stop going once there's a ring on her finger because they're no longer allowed to. A happy balance would need to be struck with any wife of mine. City is my thing (we'll have a Seasoncard for her too if she wants one) and a hobby or interest is her thing. I'll have a pint with my friends after the match and then head home to see my love.
Make sure the wife doesn't know.