Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Stoned Rose]

she will forget where she put her car keys yet doesnt forget when i perved on some womans arse on feb 4th 2009 at 3.10

You know the rules........

 

[Stoned Rose]

I cant afford £7.40 per hour

Give Rooney a shout he'll know the right arl girl.....

 

[RadcliffeRick]

She doesn't stir my tea before she gives it to me. Lazy git!!

 

[Magicpole]

She doesn't stir my tea before she gives it to me. Lazy git!!

Call yourself a man? :)

 

[richardtheref]

She insists on watching something on the tele & then goes to bed 20 minutes before it finishes.

 

[vonkeynotvenky]

She is too tired to go to a family do tonight so she's happily invited all the kids of the people who are going so the adults can have a good night out. My house is going to be covered in paint and bloody glitter by morning. How can you be too tired to go on the lash but OK to have 8 or so children in the house :)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Call yourself a man? :)

I showed her your reply. She is now in full apology mode, didn't realise that she was not performing 100%. All sorted now. Thanks"-)

 

[Magicpole]

I showed her your reply. She is now in full apology mode, didn't realise that she was not performing 100%. All sorted now. Thanks"-)

I'm here to help.

if you have anything that would convince my missus that she is better at cutting the grass I would be grateful.

 

[ArdwickAlbert]

Does anyone else's mrs say things like "oh isn't she pretty" or "hasn't she got a great figure"?

Imagine the outcome if you said it first about some strange bird, they're fucking mental.

The stock answer is "she's not a patch on you love". Gets you out of all sorts of perving.

 

[Magicpole]

She is too tired to go to a family do tonight so she's happily invited all the kids of the people who are going so the adults can have a good night out. My house is going to be covered in paint and bloody glitter by morning. How can you be too tired to go on the lash but OK to have 8 or so children in the house :)

That's fucking mental. Looking after kids is exhausting and at times traumatising.