Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Cellarite]

The stock answer is "she's not a patch on you love". Gets you out of all sorts of perving.

A great sport is to find something wrong with the most gorgeous of women. For example;

She's thinks she's the bee's knees prancing around in that bikini but that tattoo on her inner wrist is awful.

Look at her, dressed like a trollop with everything on show. Someone needs to tell her that her roots are in a right dilemma.

Oof - look at her thinking she's all legs and arse. She needs to learn how to walk in those stilettos.

On Coro's Eva - That daft laugh she does goes right through me.

 

[super_city_si]

I can always tell when a hot woman is in the vicinity because my wife looks directly at me to see if I'm checking her out.

 

[Magicpole]

I can always tell when a hot woman is in the vicinity because my wife looks directly at me to see if I'm checking her out.

I get a lot of that with men checking their women out as I pass by.

 

[blueish swede]

Eats half her chips, then eats the other half.

She picks up a chip, bites off half and eats it, puts the other half back on the plate and then on to the next chip until she's gone through them all. Then she'll start on the halves she's just put back. Only does it with chips.

 

[m7mcfc]

As others are alluding to... Hoarding!!

Buying shite that just isn't needed.
Doesn't matter how many times they'll be informed of example the amount of toilet paper in the house, she'll still be out buying more.

Just buys, buys and buys.

With me being quite a minimalist, I hate every single fucking draw being crammed with so much shite.

I mean what 's the fucking point in owning so much when you can't even gain access to it anyway as it's all piled on top of each other.

Funny, women can be very decisive when buying something but ask them what their preference is in say : "what would you like to do today love? "

Which more often than not brings about the same fucking answer to everything in:

"I DON'T KNOW"

Is my wife a clone of yours the amount of pointless shite she buys drives me mad. I threw a load of shite away yesterday and she went mental Coat hangers, my God. She has shoes from the 90's and dresses. I sent her to New York on a spending spree last year and binned a load of her shite, she didn't speak to me for a week when she got back and found out. Women aye can't live with them nor without them.

I can always tell when a hot woman is in the vicinity because my wife looks directly at me to see if I'm checking her out.[/QUOTE

 

[Phil1]

Prefers Christian louboutin to primarni shoes. I've got some red spray that I keep telling her would save me £700 a pop but the cheeky woman isn't having it.

 

[Xiphos]

Wears keks under pyjama bottoms, weirdo

 

[m7mcfc]

Prefers Christian louboutin to primarni shoes. I've got some red spray that I keep telling her would save me £700 a pop but the cheeky woman isn't having it.

That's my Mrs, Vivienne Westwood and Gucci mad, I feel like taking her to Bury New Road but she is to on the ball for that I'd never get away with it. Louboutin dancers though? Feck me You must have more in your wallet than I have. She can easily spend £60 on a T-shirt for the boys. I spend £30 on one she sees her arse. the fecker bought a handbag for £600 couple of months back.I only noticed when I got a bank statement. Women aye?

 

[Phil1]

That's my Mrs, Vivienne Westwood and Gucci mad, I feel like taking her to Bury New Road but she is to on the ball for that I'd never get away with it. Louboutin dancers though? Feck me You must have more in your wallet than I have. She can easily spend £60 on a T-shirt for the boys. I spend £30 on one she sees her arse. the fecker bought a handbag for £600 couple of months back.I only noticed when I got a bank statement. Women aye?

Price I have to pay for being a 40 year old with a Mrs in her 20's! Haha!

 

[Barcon]

Eats half her chips, then eats the other half.

She picks up a chip, bites off half and eats it, puts the other half back on the plate and then on to the next chip until she's gone through them all. Then she'll start on the halves she's just put back. Only does it with chips.

Think yourself lucky.