Shoe buying is a sad but unavoidable fact of married live mate
I am on the verge of having mine bunked off!
Currently sat in John Lewis shoe department with her buying (with my card) not one not two but 5 pairs of shoes for our holiday tommorow.
I bought a new pair of flip flops from primark for 4 quid.
Seems fair.
I got a text from her today while I was in a meeting with 14 solicitors and a bank - I quote without any variation.
"You fat ugly bastad, put some money in my account or we will be getting divorced 8 weeks married or not . I need some new clothes or your can shove your holiday up your geek ridden arse"
True love.
Fuck her off and I'll come with you, what size flip flops did we get?
I wouldn't call you that you fucking ugly useless football playing ****, at least you won't need to buy football boots going off the other thread.
I knew she was a keeper, enjoy your hols mate.I got a text from her today while I was in a meeting with 14 solicitors and a bank - I quote without any variation.
"You fat ugly bastad, put some money in my account or we will be getting divorced 8 weeks married or not . I need some new clothes or your can shove your holiday up your geek ridden arse"
True love.
Devious and manipulating. Then you're all the cunts for going out.
The, oh I was only joking, chestnut?
Mind fucking.
I knew she was a keeper, enjoy your hols mate.
If you don't have an unfortunate flip flop related swimming accident when your away ;-)See you at Everton mate! Tunnel club!!