asahartford1
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Mine annoyed me..when she regularly got the window cleaners cock out.
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Things your missus does that drive you to despair
- Thread starter Cellarite
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Mine annoyed me..when she regularly got the window cleaners cock out.
Nice one mate...and I am a window cleaner!!! :)Mine annoyed me..when she regularly got the window cleaners cock out.
Cellarite
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This is the one.talks from another room and when i say 'i cant hear you' she just says one word that means nothing to me as i didnt hear her, i then say what you on about and she says the same word to me again.........aaarrrggghhhhh
From another room - "Muffled sound, muffled sound, inaudible drivel, muffled sound, quiet bollocks....tonight or tomorrow?"
"You what love?"
"I said tonight or tomorrow?"
"I didn't hear you."
"Well I'm saying it now, tonight or tomorrow?"
"I've heard that bit three fucking times now. It's the rest of it that I didn't hear."
"Well if you listened the first time. Anyway, if you're going to snap at me, it doesn't matter now."
Watches stuff on the iplayer via laptop, has on bluetooth headphones and pipes up, "It's a really good programme this" or similar, fucking loon I'm only sat a yard away.
Returns various condiment jars to completely different locations within the fridge, even though they all live on the top shelf, not the door pockets, or the beer shelf!
As for the different room conversations, I just pretend I've heard nowt and turn the radio up just in case she tries again.
Not that this one bothers me much but whenever we're out for a meal I always ended up facing a wall, or a window,(and her of course) she always bags the chair with the best view of every fucker else, the nosy chair. Like I say, no big deal with that one but I'd be interested to know if other chaps have seen this trait in their own doris.
I did mention it some years ago but she just said I was imagining things, we're 11 years in now and I've never set eyes on any fellow diners in all that time.
Feeling the need to say that I do love her dearly and wouldn't change..... well I love her anyway.
Returns various condiment jars to completely different locations within the fridge, even though they all live on the top shelf, not the door pockets, or the beer shelf!
As for the different room conversations, I just pretend I've heard nowt and turn the radio up just in case she tries again.
Not that this one bothers me much but whenever we're out for a meal I always ended up facing a wall, or a window,(and her of course) she always bags the chair with the best view of every fucker else, the nosy chair. Like I say, no big deal with that one but I'd be interested to know if other chaps have seen this trait in their own doris.
I did mention it some years ago but she just said I was imagining things, we're 11 years in now and I've never set eyes on any fellow diners in all that time.
Feeling the need to say that I do love her dearly and wouldn't change..... well I love her anyway.
Cellarite
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Not that this one bothers me much but whenever we're out for a meal I always ended up facing a wall, or a window,(and her of course) she always bags the chair with the best view of every fucker else, the nosy chair. Like I say, no big deal with that one but I'd be interested to know if other chaps have seen this trait in their own doris.
I did mention it some years ago but she just said I was imagining things, we're 11 years in now and I've never set eyes on any fellow diners in all that time.
I thought that them having the better seat was just gentlemanly in the same way as you'd hold a door open, walk nearer to a road on a pavement or offer them the jizz rag first?!?
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worsleyweb
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I am on the verge of having mine bunked off!
Currently sat in John Lewis shoe department with her buying (with my card) not one not two but 5 pairs of shoes for our holiday tommorow.
I bought a new pair of flip flops from primark for 4 quid.
Seems fair.
Currently sat in John Lewis shoe department with her buying (with my card) not one not two but 5 pairs of shoes for our holiday tommorow.
I bought a new pair of flip flops from primark for 4 quid.
Seems fair.
andyhinch
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Shoe buying is a sad but unavoidable fact of married live mateI am on the verge of having mine bunked off!
Currently sat in John Lewis shoe department with her buying (with my card) not one not two but 5 pairs of shoes for our holiday tommorow.
I bought a new pair of flip flops from primark for 4 quid.
Seems fair.
nellyonthewing
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Breathes out..
She does know there is a weight limit on Suitcases doesn't she? Last holiday i had to go in the bedroom as she was packing and keep weighing her case, luckily JET2 is 22 kg :)I am on the verge of having mine bunked off!
Currently sat in John Lewis shoe department with her buying (with my card) not one not two but 5 pairs of shoes for our holiday tommorow.
I bought a new pair of flip flops from primark for 4 quid.
Seems fair.
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worsleyweb
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She does know there is a weight limit on Suitcases doesn't she? Last holiday i had to go in the bedroom as she was packing and keep weighing her case, luckily JET2 is 22 kg :)
She has 20kg. I am hand luggage only. If she is over it's her problem. Stuck to them rules years ago.