Things your missus does that drive you to despair

I was sitting last night watching my team battle against Bayern and playing some great stuff. We gave them a goal but came back at them. Second half we continue to play well, we equalise. I go mental. Three minutes later the door opens my missus comes in , at that exact moment They score a second. My missus starts talking to me about the bins. Did I put the recycling out? I just looked at her and told her we just lost a goal and that I didn't put the bins out and at that precise moment wasn't giving a fuck about them.

Did you put the bins out this morning when you went to work? I asked?

No, of course she didn't she forgot too, but I am all the cunts.

This is the middle of a CL game against one the the best teams in it..

Fucking bins.

She went into a huff and I just blanked her after the game.

No matter how much I tell her how this affects me, she doesn't get it. I am sitting there trying to recover from a sledgehammer to the balls when they scored a second and she thinks the putting the bins out conversation is timely.
I think women do it on purpose. They are fully aware you are concentrating on something and just don't care. I can be watching a programme and the missus will walk in watching her soap opera shite on her phone at full volume, so I can't hear my programme. Anyone knows the actual TV takes precedence over a phone. Fuck off upstairs or put headphones on ffs
 
Butters and cuts the crust off her toast on the worktop then puts the slices on a saucer, leaving the crumbs behind.
My Mrs cuts the crusts off bread with scissors, if shes having a bacon buttie she uses the same scissors to cut the bacon rind off, WTF
 

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