Things your missus does that drive you to despair

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  1. nw42

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    I feel your pain brother, as I type she's roasting 2 full chickens, so I'll be de-greasing the whole kitchen later, my fingers will be wrinkled to fuck by the time I've done.
     
  2. Scottyboi

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  3. worsleyweb

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    Absolute beyond help mine. I have made a huge bed for myself.
     
  4. andyhinch

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    It's all part of life's rich tapestry mate :-)
     
  5. worsleyweb

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    My tapestry has been full enough!
     
  6. Psychedelic Casual

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    She left a hair clip in my flat. When she next came round, she saw it, then accused me of having another girl round because “it’s not mine I never leave anything here” even though she’s left a hairdryer (i’ll come back to the hairdryer!), toothbrush, small frying pans (I’ll come back to those n’all), even clothes on my maiden that she snook into a wash, and there are hairs everywhere, makeup in the sink, finger marks on every mirror, and more hairs (even pull them out of my arse crack when I’m in the shower, how’s that possible?)

    Now, the hairdryer, or as I call it the “noise gun”! Why does she feel the need to use the noise gun when I’m still in bed at 06:00? Is it the worst noise in the world or what?!

    And the little pans she’s brought round... when I cook I like to use the chopping board, big knife, wooden spoon and big wok. I like a one-pot meal, it’s easy, clean, less to wash up. When she cooks she’s uses everything in the kitchen and has even brought her own little pans and pots because they’re “cute” and you get lots of little courses. But there is so much to wash up and she is hopeless at washing up. I pull a fork out the next week and it’s still got food on it.

    I was single for six years. I LOVED it! Thought id try out a relationship again and now miss being single
     
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  7. manchester blue

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    That really made me laugh. I actually fall asleep to the hair dryer. Once she's woken me up clattering every item of make up on the counter top from whats sounds like three metres high.
     
  8. talkativesprout

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    No wonder Russia are not shitting themselves...Why Should England Tremble? :)
     
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  10. Eh?
     

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