Things your missus does that drive you to despair

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  1. Jalfraag

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    Can you watch?
     
  2. mat

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    Kinda...
     
  3. Jalfraag

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    In that case you'd better video it for us.
     
  4. Kinkladze 1

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    How is it possible for my wife to sound like 15 people walking around downstairs in clogs at 6 in the morning when she's going to work? How is it possible to almost break the sound barrier when flicking light switches on and off or unlocking the mortise lock on the front door?!!!!!!!!! I lie in bed just going to myself FFS!!!!! I swear to god when it's the other way round I literally float down the stairs in total silence and then creep about down there so as not to make any noise!
     
  5. East Level 2

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    No wonder Gimp Masks R Us are struggling.
    My mate says.
     
  6. ganganvince

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    Puts ornaments in front of the satellite box so the remote won't work
     
  7. Nebuchadnezzar

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    Does these really fucking loud attention seeking yawns. Then says "its genetic". I was trying to have a kip yesterday as well and she wouldn't stop talking. In response to the whole genetics thing, I now have ammunition to start behaving like my dad on a regular basis.
     
  8. madden150

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    Lol these are so true. My heart sinks every time she's in the kitchen.
     
  9. nw42

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    I've only just finished it.
     
  10. Magicpole

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    Minè has started telling me about her dreams. Asking what do I think they mean.

    She just ignores my, please fuck off, face and carries on.

    It’s affecting my already fragile psyche after a week of tales about her pals at work.

    I’m losing it.
     

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