Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[cookster]

Puts ornaments in front of the satellite box so the remote won't work

Bingo!

 

[Bill Walker]

Bingo!

Really ?

 

[bluealf]

breathe :)

 

[aguerrrroooooooooooo]

Puts ornaments in front of the satellite box so the remote won't work

Still at home, but the women in the house do something similar with the router, it's blocking the WiFi signal you numpties!!!

 

[davek1808]

It's the thing's she doesn't do that piss me off the lazy cow.

 

[parkbench]

Saying something to me and deciding in her own mind what I'm going to say before I've said anything...not liking what she thinks I'm going to say and then getting shirty with me for the view I haven't expressed. Rest of the evening WTF?

 

[dickie davies]

Trying to get to sleep and she's sat here with the light on reading
She has a Kindle with a reading light and the bedside light has three settings, but she has it on the highest one
Fucking inconsiderate

 

[Pezzer2]

Trying to get to sleep and she's sat here with the light on reading
She has a Kindle with a reading light and the bedside light has three settings, but she has it on the highest one
Fucking inconsiderate

Ditto but with the TV on. She needs to fall asleep whilst watching TV and got no consideration for me getting up at 4am and me needing darkness and quietness like a normal person to get to sleep.

Also replenishing a toilet roll on the holder is too much of a tough ask

 

[Jalfraag]

Trying to get to sleep and she's sat here with the light on reading
She has a Kindle with a reading light and the bedside light has three settings, but she has it on the highest one
Fucking inconsiderate

Do a factory reset/wipe on it every evening.

 

[inchy14]

Wrap it round her head every evening.