Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

What have we learned from all of the above ?

It'd be cheaper and easier to stay single and get a brass a few times a year?

 

[Briggs1969]

I said to Mrsery seen as she is a key worker I would like to go and get a Covid test as I’ve been feeling rough on and off for about a month now.

Well fuck me, you’d have thought I’d told her I was having an affair!

“You don’t need a test, there’s nothing wrong with you, it will be a waste of a test” (Charming!)

She even had the audacity to accuse me of losing my marbles!

She had a fucking runny nose last week and she was straight off to Mcr airport for the test. I’m aright Jack!

I feel like cancelling my life insurance , that’ll teach her.

Ha ha very good!

 

[Briggs1969]

What have we learned from all of the above ?

Why the hell did I do it?!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

It'd be cheaper and easier to stay single and get a brass a few times a year?

We have a winner

 

[maccieblue]

It'd be cheaper and easier to stay single and get a brass a few times a year?

So true, all you need are paper plates, new undies every other month, a tin of shake'n'vac every other year and a second hand teasmade (plenty on sale from Bullseye contestants)

 

[richardtheref]

I have been on furlough for 4/5 weeks now and was on 2 holiday before that. So every room in the whole house has been decorated,cleaned out the garage, garden fence painted. So today I had the audacity to fall asleep on the couch just after 1pm. When I woke up there was a list of things that needed doing urgently whilst she sat on facebook for the last 2 hours. When I suggested I would do them tomorrow she said "well you have done nowt today.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I have been on furlough for 4/5 weeks now and was on 2 holiday before that. So every room in the whole house has been decorated,cleaned out the garage, garden fence painted. So today I had the audacity to fall asleep on the couch just after 1pm. When I woke up there was a list of things that needed doing urgently whilst she sat on facebook for the last 2 hours. When I suggested I would do them tomorrow she said "well you have done nowt today.

 

[Postman Pep]

I have been on furlough for 4/5 weeks now and was on 2 holiday before that. So every room in the whole house has been decorated,cleaned out the garage, garden fence painted. So today I had the audacity to fall asleep on the couch just after 1pm. When I woke up there was a list of things that needed doing urgently whilst she sat on facebook for the last 2 hours. When I suggested I would do them tomorrow she said "well you have done nowt today.

Sounds like you've fell into the trap of raising expectations she'll have a clipboard next

 

[yeseye]

Ha, that’s what I call Mrsery sometimes, ‘Vinegar tits’

 

[Stoned Rose]

It'd be cheaper and easier to stay single and get a brass a few times a year?

Is the only answer.