Big Swifty
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I said to mine "I'm leaving you cos you spend so much time in supermarkets"
She said "Do you need any help with your packing?"
She said "Do you need any help with your packing?"
She doesn't stack the dishwasher properly, so I have to go back after and rearrange the things properly
The knitting websites are at war at the moment due to Trump. Someone came out in support for him and it all kicked off. The two the missus uses have banned any support for him and you'll get banned for life if you post anything nice about him. They even stopped an event in Liverpool last month due to the kick off.I wonder if there's a mirror thread on a knitting website where she's saying; "And every time I stack the dishwasher, he insists on re-arranging it"
It is absolutely appalling - not sure I can think of a worse programme (and let's be fair, it's not a golden age)........I love my wife to bits, she is my best mate as well as wife.
But I wish she'd stop watching "Say yes to the dress".
For those who don't know, this is basically a show where girls try on various wedding dresses.
Inevitable line, every ****ing time: "I feel like a bride!"
What do you expect to feel like in a white wedding dress? A ****ing plumber's mate?
God, it's so boring!
Can't believe Hollywood haven't picked up the script writes for 'The Patriot of Burnley'? :-)Constantly correcting my mannerism's when out and about. We was at Little Burnley and after sharing half a Meat and Potato I told her I wasn't happy with the fiscal. On the way back to our seats I saw a policeman and as I approached him she shrieked out no Bob lad no ! I said to the officer that a chap down in that kiosk had just charged me £3.50 for a pie and I said that I don't want him locking up or anything but just to have a quite word when he got the chance. I remonstrated that I could have bought a semi detached house around here for that kind of money and he replied " You could have bought the whole fucking street lad". She said I have to think far more before I speak out and what would have happened if he was a patriot of these parts but I think she was just being overtly worrisome. Be yourself and say what you see..If you see it say it ..