I had one the other day, we were taking her daughter to a swimming lesson. Iwas at work and the lesson was half 6 so i said id come with if im there in time but might not be, all was ok. I get to her house at 6.15 and theyre still there so i said ill drive, we get in the car and i said "where is it?" she says its number whatever on this road so i put it into the sat nav and said "it says Eccles, is it in Eccles?", "yes" was the reply. We were cutting it fine but the sat nav said wed make it on time so off we go. As were driving i hear "it was down there" you know, in the really handy way that women tell you directions, ie. when youve already gone passed it. I said "the sat nav is saying this way, it must be taking us around the traffic or something" cue shouting "this is taking us to Eccles when its in Monton!!" Obviously all my fault what was i thinking driving to the address that she fucking gave me. Following this there was much tutting and "were going to be late" claims. Anyway it turns out sat navs are pretty good at finding the address you put in them and we got there on time. I honestly felt like leaving them at the fucking pool
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Things your missus does that drive you to despair
- Thread starter Cellarite
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worsleyweb
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My Mrs is bonkers. Totally and utterly mad. Thankfully she has spent the summer In Spain. There is a 30 percent chance she has left me as not spoken for ages. I genuinely hope she has. Don’t really like her.
You know the rules !!!!My Mrs is bonkers. Totally and utterly mad. Thankfully she has spent the summer In Spain. There is a 30 percent chance she has left me as not spoken for ages. I genuinely hope she has. Don’t really like her.
I think you have made the mistake of expecting your wives to be sane by male reckoning.My Mrs is bonkers. Totally and utterly mad. Thankfully she has spent the summer In Spain. There is a 30 percent chance she has left me as not spoken for ages. I genuinely hope she has. Don’t really like her.
Mate of mine received only one piece of advice from his dad.
"Just remember son, women get their orders from outer space"
Johnny Mars Bar
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Two minutes into any film, picks up her phone then quizzes me about what's going on
Mine does this all the time. She’s now taken to watching fucking Tiktok videos while we watch the telly.
Absolutely boils my piss.
cityman14364
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I get the real housewives shite non stop, fekkin new york, L.A, theres not a fekkin real wife on any of them.Mine does this all the time. She’s now taken to watching fucking Tiktok videos while we watch the telly.
Absolutely boils my piss.
PannickAtTheDisco
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sure she's having a lovely time with Fernando and Sergio.My Mrs is bonkers. Totally and utterly mad. Thankfully she has spent the summer In Spain. There is a 30 percent chance she has left me as not spoken for ages. I genuinely hope she has. Don’t really like her.
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worsleyweb
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sure she's having a lovely time with Fernando and Sergio.
they are welcome to her
melrose40yarder
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I think all 3 of us are!Are we married to the same woman ???
Johnny Mars Bar
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I get the real housewives shite non stop, fekkin new york, L.A, theres not a fekkin real wife on any of them.
Thing is my mrs insists on watching serious gritty crime dramas / thrillers - which is good because that’s the kind of programmes I’m into too - then proceeds to dick about on her phone and ask me to explain what’s going on!
We’ve been watching the Tunnel recently. Half of it is in French, so she’s always asking what people are saying.
PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND READ THE SUBTITLES FFS.
I still love her though obvs.