Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[stonerblue]

Difficult for you Blue.

I'll talk her round when i've found a smart, cool looking 4x4 scooter for her to buzz around on.

 

[lloydie]

Interfering or tidying stuff up/puts away whilst I'm cooking or doing a job, then sulks when I complain about her sabotaging what I'm doing. She claims she's only trying to help, when I accept her offer to help, hoping for an easier life, she insists on not following direction as she knows better herself.

 

[kinkyblue]

Never screws the tops back in things properly! I’ve ruined many a good shirt because if this.

 

[Gray]

When I do any crosswords or puzzles I leave them on the table with a pen until they are finished. I only have to leave the room for 5 minutes and the papers have been put on the sideboard and the pen is nowhere to be seen.

Bloody infuriating.

 

[nw42]

I do the dishwasher in our house - cant stand the way the wife just shoves stuff in. You have to apply some logic and order to get the maximum in.

If we had one I would definitely have to be in charge of it, as it is I don't mind washing up and do it every evening, the odd time she'll wash some of the pans etc as she's used them but after tea I just put them all back in the sink to wash them properly.
Oh and our kitchen sink is by the window, whenever she rinses her hands under the tap she shakes her hands and flicks water all over the window.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I'll talk her round when i've found a smart, cool looking 4x4 scooter for her to buzz around on.

Just make sure it has self park on it ;)

 

[lee_wsm]

Carries on breathing

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

Mainly car related when Im driving.

Explains every road sign to me without fail (even in England where shes never driven) and tells me where to turn on EVERY road (even ones Ive been driving down for 18 years)

That and fiddling with the air con, radio and heating in the car every 10 seconds. Think she might have Car Passenger Terrets.

 

[threespires]

I'll talk her round when i've found a smart, cool looking 4x4 scooter for her to buzz around on.

Traditionally function over form has always dominated for mobility devices which is crap, but hopefully it does look like things are changing a fair bit now. Best wishes in sorting out something that does the job.

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

Always has a dig when I miss the bog whilst having a slash....never understood why she cant just mop it up?