Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[city2]

Turns the heated seats on in the car as soon as she sits down even if it’s a red hot day.

 

[Nethermoor]

Telling me to brake in the car. I do all the bloody driving but she still tells me how to drive. Next time i'm going to slam on so she springs forward

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ermmmmm just a vac, for carpets. I think

You uncultured swine.............. ;-)

 

[city2]

Just has you finish one job and not even managed to wash your hands reels off even more jobs. In the good book for all of 5 seconds compared to the bad book for months on end.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Mine's off to see Wynne Evans in Wrexham shortly and hasn't stopped banging on about him for week, the slap has come out and she looks like a drag queen....now, if I so much as mention Carol Vorderman she goes ballistic. Not only that but all my previous girlfriends, womanly conquests and ex wife miraculously find themselves queueing up in the pending shit storm.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

WTF is that???

I've just ran it through the enigma machine and I'm still none the wiser............

 

[stonerblue]

Traditionally function over form has always dominated for mobility devices which is crap, but hopefully it does look like things are changing a fair bit now. Best wishes in sorting out something that does the job.

Ta mate.
I think there's a real market for disabled stuff that isn't horrible to look at. Some of these electric scooters the kids have are mint, and with a bit of fettling they could do the job a disability scooter does.

 

[tommybooth]

Tidying the place up and moving everything from where i left it. I need it to hand. Not put away.

 

[Blue Mist]

Always has a dig when I miss the bog whilst having a slash....cant just mop it up

Does she watch you peeing ? Kinky.

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

Does she watch you peeing ? Kinky.

might as well, xray vision picks up every drop of spillage