Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[oldhamblue]

To be fair, you are supposed to wash your clothes inside out, and hang them inside out n’all so they don’t get dusty and discoloured on the outside.

One of the biggest rows we ever had was about her telling me I should iron my clothes inside out. I've never done it before and it actually makes sense. Obviously I would never tell her that

 

[stonerblue]

Just inform her that when you are unable to stop pissing yourself you won't be getting a bag - fair swap.

Yeah, funny.

 

[madloaf]

Lucky me , just spent 5 mins thinking of my contribution to the thread and I’ve drawn a blank

She's on this forum and knows your username doesn't she?

 

[southamptonblue]

They don't get dishwashers. Looks like it's been loaded with a shovel when women do it and surprise surprise the stuff is still covered in crap after the wash. Dishwashers fault or husband's for buying a rubbish dishwasher obviously.

Women treat dishwashers like that because they don't like the fact that they've been replaced with technology ;)

 

[dobingsdobber]

...and that's not including the vacuum cleaner that vacuums the shower, ffs.

Or the vacuum cleaner that cleans the vacuum cleaners.

 

[flook]

You've clearly never lived.......put a carrot or cucumber or similar in the thingy, wind handle and hey presto, instant veggie noodles. You should try it

I'm getting images.......

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I do the dishwasher in our house - cant stand the way the wife just shoves stuff in. You have to apply some logic and order to get the maximum in.

Exactly the same here. I’m happy for the mrs to do all the housework she wants but the dishwasher is my area. There’s a method and a system to it and things need to go in a specific order. Over the years I’ve worked out the right placement for every pot, pan and teaspoon for optimum loading and cleaning.

I could write a Haynes manual on it.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

You've clearly never lived.......put a carrot or cucumber or similar in the thingy, wind handle and hey presto, instant veggie noodles. You should try it

Someone, somewhere has tied to shag one. They must have.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Yesterday my mrs told me that when she is no longer able to walk (imminent) she will not be getting a wheelchair.

Difficult for you Blue.

 

[Saddleworth2]

She dislikes Prefab Sprout and Joni Mitchell. Un bloody believable.