Things you're ashamed of doing way back

creditunionhero said:
To my great shame my dad gave me his wallet for safe keeping as his hands were full of shopping. He made me promise to guard it with my life, which I duly did. It had £14 inside which at the time was a lot of money, mostly in old £1 notes.
Of course I dropped it, I know shameful, such carelessness but imagine the relief I felt when on retracing my steps to see the wallet on the ground close to where I must have lost it, my heart leapt with joy, just as it did when Dickov scored that goal, only to discover it was empty. A small boy left in despair, I didn't dare go home for fear of what my dad might do to me. I hope the rag twunt who found it and took the money got what he deserves...……..
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Brilliant.
 
Never nicked anything from Woolies, their stuff was shite, preferred Shopping Giant. At some point must have felt bad about taking stuff into the bogs and putting it on underneath own clothing and shifted to changing the price stickers to a nominal sum. Fuck knows the amount of Gola trainers I got for £1.29.
 
I threw a brick at a bus shelter in an attempt to smash the glass. Luckily it bounced off. I was about 18 and an absolute bell end.
 
Djibrilshairdo said:
Never nicked anything from Woolies, their stuff was shite, preferred Shopping Giant. At some point must have felt bad about taking stuff into the bogs and putting it on underneath own clothing and shifted to changing the price stickers to a nominal sum. Fuck knows the amount of Gola trainers I got for £1.29.
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You were robbed. Gola for £1.29? Must have saw you coming.
 
Attendance centre? Borstal? Very young and stupid. And all for stupid things!! Sorry for the heartache I put my parents through. It’s made me a much better person though
 
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