Things youre unlikely to hear on Sky Sports News

[Unknown_Genius]

"Well actually Harry, perhaps you shouldn't talk about another teams player."

Haha, I like it.

 

[lastmanback]

After the break a story we made up in the canteen.

 

[TCIB]

"Welcome to soccer saturday, the show that doesn't do pro city pundits"

 

[collie41]

To be fair Man UTD spent £29 mill on a defender, when Man City's highest transfer at the time was £3 mill !

 

[TCIB]

Am i the only one reading this in Tom Tuckers voice ?

 

[another generation]

Just in: Greater Manchester Police have seized a considerable amount of cash from the referee's dressing room at Old Trafford. The money was contained within a brown envelope and marked 'FAO match day ref.' Sir Alex Ferguson has already admitted to being behind this and several other match-fixing bungs.

 

[TCIB]

Just in: Greater Manchester Police have seized a considerable amount of cash from the referee's dressing room at Old Trafford. The money was contained within a brown envelope and marked 'FAO match day ref.' Sir Alex Ferguson has already admitted to being behind this and several other match-fixing bungs.

We understand Mario Balotelli will NOT recieve an 8 match ban and 4 weeks wages for Fergusons conduct

 

[tommcfc]

now for a replay of the balotelli incident in full speed

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Mario Balotelli's six game Ban for whistling in the Tunnel before City's Game against Blackburn Rovers has been quashed by the FA Disciplinary panel.

 

[MCC]

Iain Dowie talk sense