Things youre unlikely to hear on Sky Sports News

[beano46]

Sky Sports News would like to freely admit our heads are wedged firmly up Slur Alex's Arse and we are bias as fuck toward stretford rangers

 

[glossop is blue]

Manchester city have played the best football all season, and deserve to win the league.

 

[bluedacris]

"Reports in confirming that Wayne Rooney doesn't actually have a brain, and scientists suggest he is currently powered by the kinetic energy produced scratching his pube wig during the night"

 

[Balti]

To be fair Man UTD spent £29 mill on a defender, when Man City's highest transfer at the time was £3 mill !

Not that they have ever bought success obviously!!!

How about:
$ky reporter~:
OK now to our next report. We should declare that we have a joint business venture with the next club we are going to and that joint venture, mutv, has staff at old trafford jointly funded by $ky and manchester ushited so lets go there now and see how our fantastic investment at the worlds biggest bestest club ever is doing today................clive tyldesley?

 

[TCIB]

This just in, Balti is buying the next round for going oftopic in classic thread in the making...Now a five minute close up of Kirsty's chest.

 

[Balti]

This just in, Balti is buying the next round for going oftopic in classic thread in the making...Now a five minute close up of Kirsty's chest.

a fair cop :-)

do you want the beer or the close up of Kirsty's chest........?

 

[TCIB]

We are getting word tcib would prefere the beer balanced on the chest.

 

[Balti]

We are getting word tcib would prefere the beer balanced on the chest.

very precariously

 

[TCIB]

We are getting word tcib would prefere the beer balanced on the chest.

very precariously

 

[Balti]

We are getting word tcib would prefere the beer balanced on the chest.

very precariously

that looks about right lol