Tinder Stories

[stony]

Send a picture of your nob

Haha I was expecting something like this when I turned the page.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Haha I was expecting something like this when I turned the page.

Glad I didn't disappoint :)

I'm of an age where I think lucky bastards all they have to do to get a shag is log in I have to wash the pots make tea hoover and Fucking decorate and then only get one if I buy her a crate of babycham :0

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Send a picture of your nob

All too easy these days, in years gone by this took real effort, getting a disposable camera, taking pic, getting it developed and then going full Sherlock Holmes to find out where the girl you'd seen on the number 10 bus lived.

My advise to this young lover, would be stalk the woman until you know where she lives, then sit masturbating in her back garden with a pair of your mum's knickers on your head. Let this girl know you mean business if she is a keeper.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

After getting snubbed by an earlier girl and felt quite bad for a bit beleiving I had a chance with her, I somehow had swioed right on this girl - not the best looking but gave her a shot anyway. Seemed nice enough and after exchanging messages for a while, we set up a date. It was alright, nothing more, nothing less and we left it at that. However since then she has turned quite obsessive, and I can see some sweet moments in that, it has wore me on as I don't feel anything more than being friends. How to tell her this in as a decent way as possible is proving hard, as it appears as tho I'm leaving her for purely superficial reasons.

Situation got more tasty as the next day me and a beautiful girl matched and have been messaging since, moved the convo onto FB and she seems positive all round, messages are of balanced length , quite meaty, we have a lot in common, both future work and socially, I find her attractive (and assume she does too). Finds my rather crap jokes to be funny also, but I don't want to take this too fast because she seems like a keeper. Her exams finish this week (mine run on till the 27th) so meeting up may be slightly problematic right now. But I really don't want to loose her. She seems different to me. Any advice?

Postcode, binoculars, shrubbery adjacent to her dwelling, wanking.

Don't get caught.

If you do get caught - you were pruning.

 

[stony]

Glad I didn't disappoint :)

I'm of an age where I think lucky bastards all they have to do to get a shag is log in I have to wash the pots make tea hoover and Fucking decorate and then only get one if I buy her a crate of babycham :0

You should think yourself lucky mate. If I wanted a shag I'd have to borrow a fucking time machine.

 

[Sir peace frog]

You should think yourself lucky mate. If I wanted a shag I'd have to borrow a fucking time machine.

Ahaha

 

[thyer64]

Thought I shouldn't have posted it on here....funny replies At least ;)

 

[bluegirl74]

Send a picture of your nob

Ignore this advice. Post it here first and then we'll be better placed to advise whether to send it or not ;-)

 

[thyer64]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D3lwdcKES0I

Ignore this advice. Post it here first and then we'll be better placed to advise whether to send it or not ;-)

Wouldnt want to make the old farts feel bad tho :/

 

[Sir peace frog]

Ignore this advice. Post it here first and then we'll be better placed to advise whether to send it or not ;-)

Didn't I meet you on tinder :)