Tinder Stories

goodness gracious, did wimmin have hair "down there" back in the olden days? isn't evolution a wonderful thing! (back in a tic, just nipping to the shed for the hedge trimmers...)
 
I want to sign up to it because i know its guaranteed sex, but i just cant be arsed with the texting back and forth. Id much rather talk face to face, it bores me doing it over a phone but loads of people seem to prefer it
 
I want to sign up to it because i know its guaranteed sex, but i just cant be arsed with the texting back and forth. Id much rather talk face to face, it bores me doing it over a phone but loads of people seem to prefer it
Texting?! Not interested now. I was under the impression that if you both swiped whatever way it is to 'like' each other you could just turn up at hers wearing nothing more than an erection and a smile, do the deed and fuck off. If you have to text back and forth its almost as bad as being married ffs.
 
They are all slags on it. So you won't need to do much.

Just be careful about the bots saying they got a virus and need you to click a link.. don't.
 
If it had been around when I was a young lad I'd have probably wore it away to a stub. Young uns these days don't know they're born. We had to put proper legwork in and buy em drinks and shit. Then when we finally got what we wanted we were confronted with a great big hairy thing. Like Otamendi's beard but not as well groomed.

You old romantic fool.
 
After getting snubbed by an earlier girl and felt quite bad for a bit beleiving I had a chance with her, I somehow had swioed right on this girl - not the best looking but gave her a shot anyway. Seemed nice enough and after exchanging messages for a while, we set up a date. It was alright, nothing more, nothing less and we left it at that. However since then she has turned quite obsessive, and I can see some sweet moments in that, it has wore me on as I don't feel anything more than being friends. How to tell her this in as a decent way as possible is proving hard, as it appears as tho I'm leaving her for purely superficial reasons.

Situation got more tasty as the next day me and a beautiful girl matched and have been messaging since, moved the convo onto FB and she seems positive all round, messages are of balanced length , quite meaty, we have a lot in common, both future work and socially, I find her attractive (and assume she does too). Finds my rather crap jokes to be funny also, but I don't want to take this too fast because she seems like a keeper. Her exams finish this week (mine run on till the 27th) so meeting up may be slightly problematic right now. But I really don't want to loose her. She seems different to me. Any advice?
 
After getting snubbed by an earlier girl and felt quite bad for a bit beleiving I had a chance with her, I somehow had swioed right on this girl - not the best looking but gave her a shot anyway. Seemed nice enough and after exchanging messages for a while, we set up a date. It was alright, nothing more, nothing less and we left it at that. However since then she has turned quite obsessive, and I can see some sweet moments in that, it has wore me on as I don't feel anything more than being friends. How to tell her this in as a decent way as possible is proving hard, as it appears as tho I'm leaving her for purely superficial reasons.

Situation got more tasty as the next day me and a beautiful girl matched and have been messaging since, moved the convo onto FB and she seems positive all round, messages are of balanced length , quite meaty, we have a lot in common, both future work and socially, I find her attractive (and assume she does too). Finds my rather crap jokes to be funny also, but I don't want to take this too fast because she seems like a keeper. Her exams finish this week (mine run on till the 27th) so meeting up may be slightly problematic right now. But I really don't want to loose her. She seems different to me. Any advice?

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