Tuearts right boot
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My predictive text has bought up something about horny mums, toys of some sort and being covered in chocolate.
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My predictive text has bought up something about horny mums, toys of some sort and being covered in chocolate.
Isn't that the plot for Willy Wonka?
sir baconface
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Be careful not to get confused with Kinder, which is German for kids...
Sent from my jail cell with only nine more years to go.
Sent from my jail cell with only nine more years to go.
c4lv3rt
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Not tinder but had a dabble on POF a while back, she were pretty rough i had a beer ith her to break the ice shagged her at her house then in the morning had a 2/3 year old lad saying "dad".
I got my stuff and legged it home.
I got my stuff and legged it home.
Decided to swipe right on a girl that in the same uni course as myself, turns out we matched....
I did the same when I was back at uni a couple of years ago, she was the one who got away the woman.
Had to torch the fucking cellar and the lot.
better dead than red
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I'm married and my wife doesn't want me to date so I have no experience with tinder or pof. Mate at work was on pof for a while set up a date with a woman.
He said he thought she looked good in the photos but the lighting was off and the photos she provided him were from a distance. She asked instead of going out could he just come to her place. He agreed. Then she told him, you know I'm a preoperative transexual right?
He politely said he did not know that and good luck with her transition but he would be canceling their date. I told him the photos should have been a clue.
He said he thought she looked good in the photos but the lighting was off and the photos she provided him were from a distance. She asked instead of going out could he just come to her place. He agreed. Then she told him, you know I'm a preoperative transexual right?
He politely said he did not know that and good luck with her transition but he would be canceling their date. I told him the photos should have been a clue.
Uncle Wally One Ball
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No good can come of this prospective tinder experiment of the OP. I toyed with the idea but am covered in nutters with tits as it is, mainly of the married white-winehead variety. You'll probably end up with the same ones. Top tip, they pretend to only drink prosecco. But fill a fridge up with echo falls and lay some pringles out, and light a candle which you can pretend is a yankee candle, and their prententious needs will be met so they can allow their primark kegs to slip down
sir baconface
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No good can come of this prospective tinder experiment of the OP. I toyed with the idea but am covered in nutters with tits as it is, mainly of the married white-winehead variety. You'll probably end up with the same ones. Top tip, they pretend to only drink prosecco. But fill a fridge up with echo falls and lay some pringles out, and light a candle which you can pretend is a yankee candle, and their prententious needs will be met so they can allow their primark kegs to slip down
Live the dream!
everythingchangesbutblue
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I must be old fashioned as shagging a woman who is basically advertising for sex on a website isn't that appealing to me, bet half on them have muffs like an old purse with a raw egg inside. Fuck that.