You underestimate meTrust me you don't want pics, I've tried pof and 99% are desperate munters.
What's wrong with your mates ex wife.....?
No good can come of this prospective tinder experiment of the OP. I toyed with the idea but am covered in nutters with tits as it is, mainly of the married white-winehead variety. You'll probably end up with the same ones. Top tip, they pretend to only drink prosecco. But fill a fridge up with echo falls and lay some pringles out, and light a candle which you can pretend is a yankee candle, and their prententious needs will be met so they can allow their primark kegs to slip down
Be careful not to get confused with Kinder, which is German for kids...
Sent from my jail cell with only nine more years to go.
Post said pics and let the Adonis like chaps of bm be the judge. I can't have the app on my phone as my wife would cut my cock off, but I'll be happy to view/judge screenshots posted on here accordingly.Trust me you don't want pics, I've tried pof and 99% are desperate munters.
eh?I've just almost literally pissed myself.