Tinder Stories

Tinder/POF and so on will always be how you want it to be - I talked to a chick on their for a good few months and never met up (even though she lived nearby)
She wasn't a slag, relatively inexperienced with sexual relationships and we eventually had a good relationship for 4yrs.
Many girls on there won't just be looking for a quickie.... Although there are plenty on there who will just want that.
You'll find alot of rebound shags on there - alot of recycling goes on @ Tinder.

There is no difference than say yesteryear when you'd pick up the village bicycle at your local pub except we obviously live in a more connected world
so you could hookup with a girl from anywhere in the world.

Worst thing is being on there and girls I went to school/college with and or grew up in the same area with - they've aged now into their late 20's/30's and they'll be on there or are friends with girls who I have dated/chatted with. Everyone know's everyone on this shit
 
No good can come of this prospective tinder experiment of the OP. I toyed with the idea but am covered in nutters with tits as it is, mainly of the married white-winehead variety. You'll probably end up with the same ones. Top tip, they pretend to only drink prosecco. But fill a fridge up with echo falls and lay some pringles out, and light a candle which you can pretend is a yankee candle, and their prententious needs will be met so they can allow their primark kegs to slip down

You're a smooth bastard Wal, I'll give you that! ;)
 
Be careful not to get confused with Kinder, which is German for kids...


Sent from my jail cell with only nine more years to go.

I've just almost literally pissed myself. It was the "with only nine more years to go" that did it.

Well done.
 
Trust me you don't want pics, I've tried pof and 99% are desperate munters.
Post said pics and let the Adonis like chaps of bm be the judge. I can't have the app on my phone as my wife would cut my cock off, but I'll be happy to view/judge screenshots posted on here accordingly.
 
I've just almost literally pissed myself.
eh?

An ex boss of mine was on the gay one and was a proper cock slut. Used to try and shock the staff room with tales of his antics at weekend.
One Monday morning came in with a massive black eye, had the shit kicked out of him and robbed in his own gaff by someone he had arranged to meet via tinterwweb
 
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