You fucking baffle me at times. I’m not easily baffled either, so, hats off for that. Your hatred of cats is, shall we hazard a glance toward the psychopathies end of the spectrum? Now, like serial killers, you can’t help it. It’s who you are. But, me thinks you doth protest too much, my Irish nemesis. Oh bringer of unrequested reality. I think, although you will deny it, like a ****, which will make everyone know it’s true, that you actually, although not a lover of cats, would never harm one.
At least I would hope so.
With inflation, mortgage rates going crazy, utilities taking the ****, it would be financially inconvenient to have to travel over there and beat you to death with a club made out of dead cat. But I would,