Top Facts About Glauber Berti

[chrishull]

Glauber Berti won 6 major trophies in one season (including the Glauber Berti Trophy) all on his own.

 

[Always Ali]

Glauber Berti will be signing copies of his latest book "The Invisible Man" at Waterstones on Saturday 14th of March

 

[Anonymous]

song for him to the tune of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Where is he? Where is he? Where is Berti?
Glauber Berti where are you?

:D

 

[california blue]

Glauber Berti Wouldn't chop your dick off, he'd chop your body off and leave a dick.

 

[Pounding]

FM doesn't even know what he looks like...

 

[Wheelsy]

Glauber Berti invented the 0-0-1 formation, by only selecting himself and a cardboard cutout of Fonz in goals. He won 0-0.

 

[blue_soundwave]

Glauber Berti watches the watchmen.

 

[baldmosher]

Glauber Berti Wouldn't chop your dick off, he'd chop your body off and leave a dick.

That's amazing


Einstein's theory of relativity is actually Glauber Berti = mc²

A rolling Glauber Berti gathers moss.

 

[bizzbo]

in 1954, glauber berti's father attended a childrens' variety contest at the gaumont cinema in chorlton-cum-hardy. the last act to perform were barry, robin and maurice gibb, who mimed to a variety of songs. outraged at their behaviour, Berti Sr repeatedly kicked each of them square in the nuts, unwittingly paving the way for their later sucess.

 

[NathanC]

In a under 9's game for the Sao Paulo Hornets, Glauber once took a corner, ran into the box and headed in his own corner. Sao Paulo won the game.