bizzbo
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glauber berti thinks that phil scolari smells of 'pritt-stick and bananas'
he once walked to the sun.... at night.
he once walked to the sun.... at night.
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Top Facts About Glauber Berti
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THEBLUEDONKEY
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song for glauber berti to the tune of dedicated follower of fashion by the kinks ..
they seek him here
they seek him there
on whitworth street
and st johns square
hughes just has to pick him
and glauber will do the rest
cos he is gluaber berti city's man of mystery
oh yes he is, oh yes he is
oh yes he is, oh yes he is
he is glauber berti citys man of mystery
they seek him here
they seek him there
on whitworth street
and st johns square
hughes just has to pick him
and glauber will do the rest
cos he is gluaber berti city's man of mystery
oh yes he is, oh yes he is
oh yes he is, oh yes he is
he is glauber berti citys man of mystery
Joycee Banercheck
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Glauber Berti's head is constructed purely from Titanium as he is one hard-faced bastard.
Glauber Berti turns invisible when he drinks Tipp-Ex.
Glauber Berti turns invisible when he drinks Tipp-Ex.
bluemooninho
Well-Known Member
Millions of microsopic Glauber Bertis are used in paper towels to mop up any spillages. Bounty used elephants in their advert to cover up his identity!
bluemooninho
Well-Known Member
Glauber Berti is an anagram of 'Tiger Lube Bar'
vonksconk
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Glauber Berti puts his todger in the same glass of water as his teeth at bedtime
JWP1926
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there is no I in team but there is glauber berti.
you dont put glauber berti in the team, you put the team in glauber berti
you dont put glauber berti in the team, you put the team in glauber berti
Freestyler
Well-Known Member
Glauber Berti is well known to be the white statue man who busks and doesn't move on market street outside HMV.
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BLUEMATT23
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Facts:-
#787:- Glauber was born in a town called San Jose Do Rio Preto in Brazil, that has 434.10 km in space.
#788:- When Glauber grew up he played for a club in the town called Me, Myself and I, explaining the fact that noone knew him then and no fucker knows him now.
#789:- Glauber's favourite programme is the Invisible Man
#790:- Glauber's best friend at the Club is Darius & they regularly go down dark alleys without actually going anywhere which is what Darius has done for 3 years when he gets a game.
#791:- Lesley might play Glauber in an away game before the end of the season if anyone finds him.
#787:- Glauber was born in a town called San Jose Do Rio Preto in Brazil, that has 434.10 km in space.
#788:- When Glauber grew up he played for a club in the town called Me, Myself and I, explaining the fact that noone knew him then and no fucker knows him now.
#789:- Glauber's favourite programme is the Invisible Man
#790:- Glauber's best friend at the Club is Darius & they regularly go down dark alleys without actually going anywhere which is what Darius has done for 3 years when he gets a game.
#791:- Lesley might play Glauber in an away game before the end of the season if anyone finds him.