Top Facts About Glauber Berti

[riggymcfc123]

Those (GB) stickers you see on the back of caravans are there in honour of Glauber Berti .

 

[CooperMcfcF/W]

Glauber Berti will score Citys winning goal in the Uefa Cup Final this year!

 

[bizzbo]

glauber berti can do the hundred metres in eleven seconds but takes half an hour to slow down to a complete stop.

 

[Freestyler]

Glauber Berti officially won the hide and seek championships in 1990.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Glauber Berti officially won the hide and seek championships in 1990.

And is still yet to be found

 

[BLUEMATT23]

#792: Glauber's mum (Bettie) was going to call her son Bassett and re-arrange the names so that he would become Bertie Bassett, needless to say they like different coloured sweets, ideally imported from Brazil.

#793: The name "Glauber" according to Wikipedia means a discovery system, a type of artificial intelligence used to discover scientific theories.
This may me the main reason that we haven't seen Glauber as Leslie has been employing him to discover the season long mystery as to why we are so shit away from home. Despite working on this project for several months Glauber has not come up with any useful theories but Leslie has told him to work on it still.
Hopefully he will find the solution before we all die.

 

[allan harper]

bertie will rise again 21st december 2012

 

[bizzbo]

bertie weighs 75% more when turned upside down

 

[barryo]

bertie will rise again 21st december 2012

This is true.....as he started the countdown Mayan Calendar

 

[allan harper]

bertie will rise again 21st december 2012

This is true.....as he started the countdown Mayan Calendar

ANOTHER BELIEVER !