top ten most annoying people on British telly

[debevec]

In any particular order: James Cordan, Jamie Oliver, Simon Cowell, Justin Lee Colins, Piers Morgan, Phil Jupitus, Russell Brand, Michael MacIntyre, Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross.

 

[Spider]

I was incredibly dismayed to find out that my name is the same as James Cordon's character in Gavin & Stacey. Fuck my life.

 

[bizzbo]

in reverse order

lawrence 'lackadaisical' llwellyn bowen
phil 'nasty' nealv

the 'plastic fantastic' voice of the lottery

alan 'terminally boring hypocrite failure' shearer

justin 'everything I am is shit, but it's a laff ennit' lee collins

davina 'minging' mccall

oliver 'infinitely punchable' peyton from 'Great British Menu'

vernun' 'haha I'm thick as pigshit, me LOL' kaye

fern 'ice cold hypocritical judgement woman' britten

josh 'words fail me' of the vodafone 'band'

avril 'ultimate stuck up ignorant... no, not just ignorant, but genuinely empty woman, not a TV star but I just hate her that much' lavigne

 

[Why Always Ste]

Harry Hill - Can't stand the bald twat
Jeremy Kyle - preaches to all yet smokes 20+ aday
Jonathan Woss
Graham Norton
Jeremy Clarkson
Danny Dyer - ok you're hard, we get it
Andy gray - fed up of him now, about time he retired
Any of the QVC/MTV type presenters

 

[Bluehood]

Harry Hill - Can't stand the bald twat
Jeremy Kyle - preaches to all yet smokes 20+ aday
Jonathan Woss
Graham Norton
Jeremy Clarkson
Danny Dyer - ok you're hard, we get it
Andy gray - fed up of him now, about time he retired
Any of the QVC/MTV type presenters

He's not though is he...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II[/youtube]

Bwahahahaha what a cnut.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Harry Hill - Can't stand the bald twat
Jeremy Kyle - preaches to all yet smokes 20+ aday
Jonathan Woss
Graham Norton
Jeremy Clarkson
Danny Dyer - ok you're hard, we get it
Andy gray - fed up of him now, about time he retired
Any of the QVC/MTV type presenters

He's not though is he...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II[/youtube]

Bwahahahaha what a cnut.

Brilliant.

 

[Patientman63]

Why no mention of Nicky "The Slime" Campbell!!!??

 

[johnny on the spot]

That Danny Dyer clip is superb.

When they cut to that neckless wanker the first time he hits Danny, just examine the eyes.

He's enjoying it. It's fun to hit Danny Dyer. To clock the smarmy twat round the chin and watch his mard arse try not to cry. This pleasure should be available to everyone.

 

[simonr555]

Oliver Peyton is a great shout, Bizbo!! I also despise Greg Wallace and John Torode. Wallace for his fat head and the fact he rpetty much eats the fork when he's tasting food. He doesn't care what it tastes like the fat ****!! Torode is just a twat. End of.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Insult to the intelligence there, I know Danny Dyer is a pussy... he's always throwing it down our throats that he isn't though - shows what too much coke can do to the brain.