* Top Tips! *

[bizzbo]

David Moyes, if you are so bloody desperate for a few quid, why not take Phil Neville to Blackpool this weekend, put a straw hat on him, and charge children to ride him up and down the promenade.

 

[burning blue soul]

single gents, get out of your toilet hygiene duties by simply drinking a glass of disinfectant each day and hey presto! when you go for a whiz you clean while you pee.

also, piss down an old snorkal to reach those hard to get places and under the rim! :D

 

[TOOTS]

Always wear a hat when making love to a beautiful women

 

[Uwe Rosler]

don't ask a rotund girl "when is it due?"